oddsandends | 53rd ♫ | isn't plain old sweetness just so dull?

[ There's a cute little workshop just on the outskirts of town – or if we're shooting for accuracy, there's a cute little workshop sat in the middle of the huge herb garden just on the outskirts of town. It's hard to miss, especially since if you're in need of any kind of potions, medicines or magical items you'll get pointed to the witch who lives here.

Yuuri does most of the day-to-day running of the workshop by herself, though she has her little sister running around to lend an extra pair of hands when needed. For the most part, she takes on requests for the townsfolk and supplies some of the stores in town with balms and potions and anything else they might need a bit of magic for.

She's a fairly well-known face around town even outside of her work, especially for any aspiring adventurers. She'll occasionally stop off and leave requests for people to accompany her when she goes out gathering materials. It's not like she can hold a sword and a basket, come on guys. ]

[A soft woof boy for your soft woof needs. ...Or a soft wolf-hunter boy for your SOFT WOLF-HUNTER NEEDS. HECK! HIS LAST NAME IS SILVER!

Either way, Prompto does his best to come off as a cheerful, friendly, and above all normal guy who definitely doesn't have any secrets at all, pssht, what, like he can keep a secret? Hah! Haha. Ha...]

[A cute and spooky little witch girl here to play a few tricks. she makes a good little witch, but I'm also game to play her as a wolf! She's not much of a hunter, but she might do her very best to help you keep your shit under control wiyh a few potions or protective spells.]

[Either a wolf or a hunter-- a soft one. He just wants to keep the dangerous wolves away from people, not kill people who are just trying to live. He'll be a werewolf whether you want him as a hunter or not, but if he isn't a hunter he's much more of a vagrant.

Amazingly, he showers even if he's scraggly. He might be scrawny and fairly well mannered, but he just kinda... looks like a dog.]

[That Ignis is magical, a proficient witch even at a young age, is common knowledge. His manner may be mild, but as the right hand of Prince Noctis, he's skilled in many tasks. Including using his magics in a deadly way. Other times, he's simply using his knowledge of chemicals to enhance meals. Brewing up potions and antidotes naturally led him to cooking.

The elemental blades and bombs came later.

He's studied up on runes, can cast with a wave of his hand, and has a whole basket of tricks up his sleeve. And everyone should count themselves lucky that he is benevolent and loyal to the bone.

On the other hand, sometimes he disappears, on 'urgent missions', for days at a time. To gather far-off ingredients, or to fight some nasty, or running royal or glaive-related errands. So he says. In truth, he hides his lycanthropy as best as he can. He trusts the boys with his life...but fears what they would think where they to see him change into something much furrier. Sleek and lean, dirty blond with a vague imprint of spots to his fur, a wolf must prowl, a wolf must hunt or be hunted in return.

Finding some alchemical or magical cure has been an ongoing side project of his for years now, and he's come no closer to finding the silver bullet to the problem, if you will. But so long as he can make a plausible excuse to get away for a time and nobody is the wiser, then it's Fine and everything is Fine!]

This isn't a real tag I just need to know if he and his dog talk to each other in borks

[Hey wanna know a horrible thought I just had?]

i can't say no to this. It has to be because i need it to be

So...

[Even though he's technically a werewolf, Dandy looks more like a giant fluffy dog than anything wild or vicious, which makes him look all the more ridiculous as he sits there on his knees. Sitting still isn't really his forte, and it shows by the bored expression on his fuzzy muzzle, but since the little witch is going out of her way to help him out... Well, he supposes he can keep himself from squirming for a little bit.]

...How much control are we talkin' about here? Like...complete, or...?

[Dandy likes to think he has his shit together for the most part, but let's be real, he barely has that as a human. A potion that could dumb down his stupid dog urges would be...nice.]

Um, well, hopefully! It should make keeping control easier, at least...

[But it's not like Dandy is known for his impulse control. Still, it's Maya's job as a witch to help people with problems like this, even if she isn't super confident! She stands next to him, still quite small despite the fact he's sitting, and reads over her book carefully. She totally isn't using this as an excuse to fluff her free hand through Dandy's fur as if examining him one last time.

...She's absolutely just doing it to touch his fur.]

You've still gotta try to hold back, though.

Whaddya think I'm doing right now, you moron?!

[Dandy scrunches his nose and has his tongue dangle out, as if it were the dog equivalent to sticking it out like a pissy child. Maya might even feel the way his fur puffs up in all this offense, a side effect that doesn't make him look intimidating at all.]

If dogbrain here had its way, you'd be kibble by now.

[He huffs, ears flattening as he then starts to look the other way. Dogbrain also really likes the way she's absolutely touching his fur, like any dog would eat someone after a good petting...]

Just be nice not to have to fight the urge to chase a squirrel or something...y'know...

[Even if he looks a bit silly, Maya still draws her hand back quickly, eyes wide while she squeaks a little peep.]

O-Okay! Sorry! I just meant-- It'll help!

[She swallows, closing her book between her hands-- when she does, it poofs itself onto her table, and she takes a parcel full of some kind of weird... half-glowing plant from the table, too.]

As long as you got the right stuff.

[..She might be a little intimidated, but she isn't going to let him off without any trouble.]

[...Oh geez, he didn't mean to scare her like that... Sheepishly, one of his big goofy paws finds itself rubbing the back of his neck, his ears lying flat from his guilt. If there's one thing he doesn't like about this dog stuff, it's that his emotions are way too easy to read when he's like this. Honestly, how can anyone live like this?]

Yeesh... Calm down, I already told you I'm not gonna hurt you...

[Dandy isn't about to admit he's all bark, but he is so all bark.]

Uh...

You do have the right stuff...right?

Weeeeell, there is a small chance you brought me something poisonous instead... But I'm pretty sure it's the right stuff.

[She's 95% sure.

But she can't keep herself from teasing him, not with an attitude like that and being so easy to read. It's hard to be scared of him... except when you've seen what others can do with those teeth. Still, she has something he needs! And that's leverage, right?

So Maya sashays over to a dark cauldron, warmed by smoldering coals, and stokes the fire while she prepares that strange glowing herb.]

I wouldn't worry too much, if I were you.

W-WHAT?!

[Despite sitting, Dandy finds himself flailing face forward, scrambling and dragging himself closer to the cauldron.

Well, so much for intimidation.

His eyes widen in horror as they watch her work with that herb like it's no big deal. She's not even gonna check...or anything?! He's practically at her heel by this point, way too close to those coals, causing his tongue to droop out and further add to his pathetic appearance.]

I'm going to care if POISON'S involved, dammit!!

It's fine! We'll know if it's poison if it turns red at the end.

[Maya sighs as if it's no big deal, a dramatic huff. She takes something from another shelf seeming as though she straight up isn't looking and pours An Amount of it into the cauldron, after which the liquid inside turns itself a teal blue.

Maya... can't hide the smile on her face, so instead, she focuses very hard on her task. Dandy's worry is priceless..]

You're gonna get in the way! Back up already.

[She nudges him in the face/shoulder area with a lazy kick of her calf.]

[plz share your horrible thoughts]

[Church sometimes turns into a big beefy fuzzy two-legged werewolf. That's just a thing he does. It makes him snippier and more prone to acts of violence. Like, instead of just snarling and yelling/awooing at you, he might scratch or even bite.

He tries really hard not to bite. Sometimes he's just gotta! go out! sniff the things! eat some raw meat! Guys don't ever eat raw meat if you're not a wolf. He may or may not have learned this the hard way once, we don't talk about it. And man, bunnies are too cute to eat. Also they're fast as shit when they wanna be. Deer? Fuck, people hunt deer all the time! No skin off his nose if some Bambi goes missing in the night. Also fuck birds. They're delicious.

Mostly he's just very large, very fuzzy, and incredibly warm. Maybe thwack him in the snoot if he get ornery. And yes, before you ask, he is down for doing the doggy do if you're really, really sure you want that.]

[Speaking of smacking an ornery Church in the snoot, that's exactly what Carolina's doing with her own big ol furry hand-paw, snarling at Church as quietly as she can.]

Shut. Up!

Do you want to get us both killed?

[Stealth is not exactly the strong suit of a very large dog but it's kind of necessary when people with potentially guns are around. You know what doesn't do much against a gun? Teeth. Or noise.]

Excuse me.

[ There is a very annoyed witch standing not too far away, leaning against a tree with her arms crossed. ]

Could you please try not to eat every bird in the forest? I need them. Could you not eat other animals instead?

[ From all the italicizing going on here, she clearly has a problem with this Woof. ]

[It's the heavy weight draping over him that wakes Wash up. Thankfully this is something he's become used to recently because his life is a garbage fire of fucking weird.

He groans and shifts a little to get more comfortable and reaches back to idly pat the wolf's thick fur.]

I swear if you got blood on the floor this time I am getting out the squirt bottle.

[Listen. Listen. It is not his fault that he tends to have a big mouth and loud emotions that come out of it. When she smacks him one good, he actually whimpers. Most of the guys are mouthy but only, y'know, get mouthy, all bark no bite. Figuratively speaking. Carolina absolutely has bite. He's not used to being shoved around like that, and he has to work to swallow an indignant comment that was probably going to be very loud and unfortunate.

He rubs aforementioned snoot and gives a huffy snort. At least when he next speaks, it's a lot quieter, hissed between pointy teeth.]

We could've just split up, but noooo, blah blah odds of survival, blah blah horror movie tropes!

[It's hard to speak when there's a pretty lady around glowering at you.

Also when your mouth is full of turkey.

Mostly the latter. He lifts his head, alarmed and blood-smeared, and awkwardly swallows down the mouthful he's got. When he opens it to speak, he instead...hacks up a couple of feathers. Nice.]

I, uh. I mean I...could go to Norrington's farm and pick off some of his sheep, but he might shoot me for it? Do you...need some feathers?

[Disgruntled whiiiiiiiiine. Church shifts with Wash's shifting, but mostly he's worn himself out from running around and also maybe kinda sorta evading some less friendly people. He's fine! Everything's fine. Stretches, shifts again, and yawns a big sleepy dog yawn, but like, with a mouth that could definitely fit a whole human head in.]

Only had a nibble tonight. And I even washed up. You're welcome. Neatfreak.

[ Pushing her weight off the tree, she saunters forward, a bit of a huff coming out from between her lips. ]

He probably would. And yes, I need feathers. [ She stoops to collect a few, waving them in the air as if that will get his spit off them. ] For a protection totem. By the way, if you happen to see smaller birds with white paper tied to their feet, don't eat them. I use them to carry messages.

53rd ♫ | isn't plain old sweetness just so dull?

Yuuri Wakasa | School-Live!

Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy XV

Maya Fey | Ace Attorney

Spike Spiegel | Cowboy Bebop

Ignis Scientia | FFXV

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