1. He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
2. Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
3. Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
4. So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
5. i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Natsuru Senou - Kämpfer (Holly Heights, Forestcovered, despair!AU, etc.)
2. Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
3. Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
4. So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
5. i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
or text her!