5th ♫ | put in some grenadine syrup and don't forget the dry gin

[astrogony]

 
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Junko Enoshima - Dangan Ronpa

[despairalicious]

1. I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.

2. My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell

3. I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable

4. text her! :V

Miku Hatsune - Vocaloid (World is Mine)

[ohimesama]

1. You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.

2. Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

3. I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.

4. text her :V

1

[fourleafcleaver]

And that's whose number this is, right? I'm gonna start singing, Miku. I'm going full Disney princess mode.

Mikado Ryuugamine | Durarara!! (x2 Canon)

[bluesquared]

(403):

And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

Thanks for carrying me to bed... and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

4

[openlily]

I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

[despairalicious]

wtf how the fuck did it get up THERE
did you put it up there
i bet u did

[ohimesama]

well I guess the important question is what song you're going to sing. the opening number's the one everyone remembers.

[openlily]

Maybe it was a trophy for a wild night on the roof?

[Not really confirming or denying, but hey, it's fun to tease!]

[despairalicious]

p sure after kurechin, wild nights on the roof aren't really your style anymore

[ junko you can't just ]

[openlily]

[Oh hell no...]

Why don't you come on up and we'll see?!

[despairalicious]

well what kind of invite is that mitsucchi

ask nicely and i might think about it

[fourleafcleaver]

If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme~

Actually, do you think I could get away with just picking bits of Nicki Minaj songs? There's some good stuff in Itty Bitty Piggy.

Natsuru Senou - Kämpfer (Holly Heights, Forestcovered, despair!AU, etc.)

[thirdbeauty]

1. He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.

2. Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.

3. Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.

4. So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?

5. i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.

or text her!

[openlily]

Oh, trust me, you'll enjoy it. Probably more than once.

You can leave your bra at home this time if you don't want to lose it again.

5

[yes_im_kawaii]

THAT IS NOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER THAT IS NASTY.

[thirdbeauty]

MAKOTO-CHAN?!

[SHIT this is the wrongest of wrong numbers!]

You weren't supposed to see that!!! And it wasn't my idea!!!

[yes_im_kawaii]

I JUST HID A DEAD BODY AND THIS IS STILL THE GROSSEST THING TODAY.

...How was it not your idea?

[thirdbeauty]

Someone else made a bunch of those coupons and handed them out! I don't even do that!

[Except she does now sometimes when there's no one around, whoops. Not letting Makoto know that, though.]

WAIT A SECOND ISNT HIDING A DEAD BODY WORSE?!

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[hoperulesdespairdrools]

That's happened to me twice!

you thought it was junko BUT IT WAS ME, SIS

[risottos]

Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then the thunderstorm wins

[despairalicious]

wow so rude mitsucchi

why not try courting me like a lady

[despairalicious]

wtf how the fuck did YOU bruise ur earlobe

i did bc i have earrings so there has to be a story here

[ohimesama]

As long as it's not too explicit. I'm not sure you could get away with announcing "a hundred motherfucker can't tell me nothing" in an all-ages movie. Though I'd love to see you try.

cute domestic shit AND tfln... I approve!

[thirdbeauty]

Wait but what are we even going to do with all of that bacon?!