It turned out that experiment didn't actually break any laws, because they didn't know it was physically possible to genetically engineer an anti-spleen, so no one had any laws about it yet!

...they have a lot now, though. [She shrugs and sips her hot chocolate. Mmm, marshmallows.]

Anyway, the judge said it wouldn't be fair to charge me with anything, since it wasn't illegal when I did it.