[Despite being fat and oddly heavy for his size, PuppyCat's body weight is no object to a superhero. It's like juggling a couple of (super-dense) grapes. He flails all four legs in a hilariously gratifying manner, and his screaming comes out in literally dulcet tones, all slide-whistley.]
(ASSHOLE! AAAASSSSHOOOOOOLLLEEEE! UNHAND ME OR SUFFER TORMENTS!)
[These are the emptiest of threats. He is like unto a Squishable. The plushest of cutesy pillows.]
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[Despite being fat and oddly heavy for his size, PuppyCat's body weight is no object to a superhero. It's like juggling a couple of (super-dense) grapes. He flails all four legs in a hilariously gratifying manner, and his screaming comes out in literally dulcet tones, all slide-whistley.]
(ASSHOLE! AAAASSSSHOOOOOOLLLEEEE! UNHAND ME OR SUFFER TORMENTS!)
[These are the emptiest of threats. He is like unto a Squishable. The plushest of cutesy pillows.]