[He learned from someone who learned from someone who worked at Cafe du Monde for a summer, so it's not like he went to pastry school or anything. Technically, theoretically, he could have made something he actually knows how to cook semi-professionally. Serving "ethnic" food to unsuspecting people is always a bit of a crapshoot though. Potential insult to his adequate pastry skills? Acceptable. Insult to his own culture, however much he tries to shed it? Less so.
cw suicidal ideation sort of
[He learned from someone who learned from someone who worked at Cafe du Monde for a summer, so it's not like he went to pastry school or anything. Technically, theoretically, he could have made something he actually knows how to cook semi-professionally. Serving "ethnic" food to unsuspecting people is always a bit of a crapshoot though. Potential insult to his adequate pastry skills? Acceptable. Insult to his own culture, however much he tries to shed it? Less so.
Then, almost a non-sequitur:]
You know I wouldn't mind if you killed me, right?