Name: Genetic Lifeform And Disk Operating System | SHSL Baker | The Neurotoxic | Champion of Extremely Thorough Testing of Things Which Have Very Little Actual Scientific Meaning Age: No | Species: Artificial Intelligence | Occupation: SCIENCE!! Likes: Testing, cake, not dying, music | Dislikes: Birds, potatoes, idiots, dying Traits: Meticulous, inquisitive, dedicated | Trivia: In the event of catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of GLaDOS' life are recorded and replayed on loop for analysis.
[She's here, she's been shoved into a small, robotic body, she's not happy about it but somehow still oddly enthusiastic about the entire situation. She's here to snark and run tests, and being a participant here means she's all out of testing initiatives.]
[Only not really, because she's still absolutely fucking with anyone she can in the name of science.]
[Not- really helpful during investigations and trials? She's good at piecing together evidence and figuring out cases, but getting her to actually share any conclusions before the last possible minute is like pulling teeth. When questioned about it she'll probably insult your intelligence and possibly imply, accidentally, that she wants to see how well you idiots all do at putting things together yourselves.]
[Might actually enjoy someone who displays intelligence either in trials or in her random sphinx-like tests; this is probably not a good thing for whoever becomes her favorite.]
GLaDOS | Portal (available in WCB CRAU)
Age: No | Species: Artificial Intelligence | Occupation: SCIENCE!!
Likes: Testing, cake, not dying, music | Dislikes: Birds, potatoes, idiots, dying
Traits: Meticulous, inquisitive, dedicated | Trivia: In the event of catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of GLaDOS' life are recorded and replayed on loop for analysis.
[She's here, she's been shoved into a small, robotic body, she's not happy about it but somehow still oddly enthusiastic about the entire situation. She's here to snark and run tests, and being a participant here means she's all out of testing initiatives.]
[Only not really, because she's still absolutely fucking with anyone she can in the name of science.]
[Not- really helpful during investigations and trials? She's good at piecing together evidence and figuring out cases, but getting her to actually share any conclusions before the last possible minute is like pulling teeth. When questioned about it she'll probably insult your intelligence and possibly imply, accidentally, that she wants to see how well you idiots all do at putting things together yourselves.]
[Might actually enjoy someone who displays intelligence either in trials or in her random sphinx-like tests; this is probably not a good thing for whoever becomes her favorite.]