[Friday morning, bright and early- and GLaDOS is standing impassively over what would be a highly bloody scene on the shuffleboard deck if there were flesh and blood involved. Instead there's oil and mechanical scrap, which is still pretty unpleasant.]
[Wheatley, Champion of Density, is dead.]
All the time I've spent developing contingencies for eliminating this little idiot and one of you just brute forces it. And the rest of you are going to want to execute them for it.
[A short pause.]
Since I know you're all slow on the uptake, of course I'm going to vote for them as well. Probably. If this turns out to have been a lot more clever than it looks dying might be worth it to let the hero who did this go free.
It's a slim chance but it's there. A snowball's chance in hell, say. Which is actually a very inept metaphor, a snowball exposed to hellfire would melt, then turn to steam, then possibly to plasma. Either way, by the end it's more powerful and dangerous than it was before, I personally would call that a win, but that's human linguistics for you.
body discovery ON A BOAT
[Friday morning, bright and early- and GLaDOS is standing impassively over what would be a highly bloody scene on the shuffleboard deck if there were flesh and blood involved. Instead there's oil and mechanical scrap, which is still pretty unpleasant.]
[Wheatley, Champion of Density, is dead.]
All the time I've spent developing contingencies for eliminating this little idiot and one of you just brute forces it. And the rest of you are going to want to execute them for it.
[A short pause.]
Since I know you're all slow on the uptake, of course I'm going to vote for them as well. Probably. If this turns out to have been a lot more clever than it looks dying might be worth it to let the hero who did this go free.
It's a slim chance but it's there. A snowball's chance in hell, say. Which is actually a very inept metaphor, a snowball exposed to hellfire would melt, then turn to steam, then possibly to plasma. Either way, by the end it's more powerful and dangerous than it was before, I personally would call that a win, but that's human linguistics for you.