[ All Dia can really do in response is splutter. She prides herself on being eloquent if nothing else but right now her extensive vocabulary has gone and fallen right out of her head. She just kissed Mari? And she enjoy it? A lot?! She didn't come into the club to have a romantic crisis today so when she can finally make coherent words, her response is indignant.

(Don't take it personally, Mari). ]

Is that what you wanted all along, you-- you menace!? Did you spend all this money on Christmas decorations just to get me under the mistletoe with you?

[ she's not saying she's positive that was Mari's intention. Just that she totally wouldn't put it past her. ]