Well excuse me for assuming some little cult girl doesn't have any interest in a planet full of gay bars.
[Grumps Spike further, taking Maya's tone for facetiousness whether she's meant it or not. Ein, preoccupied with Maya's petting, could not give less of a shit about how Spike's putting up his foot on his chosen seat-rock, talking with food in his mouth like some kind of criminal goblin. He's made of great impressions.]
You're probably more suited to Venus or Mars anyway, if you made your way out there.
[ honestly maya's never been to any kind of bar, so the idea is highly intriguing, but as soon as the words 'cult' come out of his mouth she's puffing up indignantly!!! literally, even, she's giving him the ol' pufferfish face. how intimidating. ]
It's not a cult! It's spirit channeling!
[ which does little to dissuade him, probably. ] A-A very respectable line of mediums, thank you very much!
[It's derailed her, and it would seem it's derailed Spike as well. His eyes are wide in surprise, suddenly, and he puts his feet back on the ground, leaning his elbows on his knees.]
Well, I'll be.
So you're the real deal, are you?
[He tips his head forward, eyes on her expectantly. could this be the right card to play??]
[ she's nearly bratty enough to break out spirit channeling just to prove him wrong, but only nearly. it's a bit of a sore spot, though, misty and all. ]
Sure am! So watch it, or you just might get cursed!
[ idle (???) threats, though, that totally proves how legit and respectable she is, right. she's balling her fists up, too, she means (???) business (???) ]
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[ okay maya. ]
[ she pets ein, stretching her legs out and giving him a challenging grin. gosh, how old is this guy that he doesn't remember his stories? ]
Then make it good, Mr. Spike.
[ is she saying this out of genuine respect or further teasing?? mystery. ]
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[Grumps Spike further, taking Maya's tone for facetiousness whether she's meant it or not. Ein, preoccupied with Maya's petting, could not give less of a shit about how Spike's putting up his foot on his chosen seat-rock, talking with food in his mouth like some kind of criminal goblin. He's made of great impressions.]
You're probably more suited to Venus or Mars anyway, if you made your way out there.
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It's not a cult! It's spirit channeling!
[ which does little to dissuade him, probably. ] A-A very respectable line of mediums, thank you very much!
[ it's totally derailed her tbh ]
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Well, I'll be.
So you're the real deal, are you?
[He tips his head forward, eyes on her expectantly. could this be the right card to play??]
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Sure am! So watch it, or you just might get cursed!
[ idle (???) threats, though, that totally proves how legit and respectable she is, right. she's balling her fists up, too, she means (???) business (???) ]