62nd ♫ | don't blame me, i didn't have a clue

[mytarget]

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[serrata]

So, I just had a very interesting conversation with that new neighbor of ours, Soune-san. The college girl who just moved in?

[ yuuri's least favourite part of nice normal Tokyo life: explaining all the abnormal parts of it to their very mundane neighbors. ]

[motherfucking_ghost]

ok is she cute r what

[serrata]

[ THAT'S CHURCH ALRIGHT..... ]

I... suppose? Which sounds horrible, but she looks like she hasn't slept for the last week or so, so it's hard to really say.

[motherfucking_ghost]

thats college life for you

[says the man who has never been to college but DOES have VAGUE memories of going to college FROM SOMEONE ELSE]

maybe make her a welcome basket full of shit to survive

instant ramen fuzzy blanket earplugs eyemask baked goods gift cards to local places more ramen is the instant stuff here better than abroad

[FOCUS]

[serrata]

You're underestimating me. Do you really think I went over there empty-handed? I'm proud to announce that she's got three day's worth of leftovers in her fridge now. The welcome basket isn't a bad idea though. I'll have to start putting something together.

[ Please, try to act shocked that Yuuri's first act upon seeing this new girl was to immediately start feeding her. Some things never change. ]

More importantly though! Have you really not had any instant ramen since you got here? I've obviously failed you.

[motherfucking_ghost]

i live in japan now and u expect me to eat instant instead of the real deal like a big slurpy bowl u think im gonna suplement that w instant

some days im v lazy tho clearly i should go get a bunch of that instead of picking up japan kfc or japan mcds

did she ask any questions or did you try to mitigate damage beforehand

[serrata]

I'm sure we've got a few packets in the cupboards somewhere, so you can take a few and try before you buy if you'd like.

I think she might have gotten it into her head that things with us all are a bit weird (not like it's hard, obviously) and she was trying to ask things that'd trip me up – where we're from, why we're all in Japan, that sort of thing. Honestly, it was funny how obvious she was. I think we've got an amateur sleuth on our hands.

[motherfucking_ghost]

i can tell u right now ardy has no problem adopting more kids

[serrata]

He's probably already signing some adoption papers as we speak.

Then again, I'm not sure she'd actually let him try. I'm about ninety percent sure she thinks he's in the yakuza, or something like that.

[motherfucking_ghost]

we could show her our tats to cement that idea but tbh neither of us look remotely asian related much less specifically japanese

[serrata]

You know, I definitely shouldn't encourage you to convince someone you're in the Mafia, but it would definitely be more believable than the Yakuza. I'm just saying.

[motherfucking_ghost]

so should i put on a newyorker accent and be a street thug while ardy brings the cannoli and is vaguely italian i can make him watch godfather

[serrata]

I get the feeling I wouldn't be able to stop you even if I tried. It's a sure-fire way to keep yourselves entertained for at least a week. Though again, I certainly won't be held responsible for encouraging it.

[ So she says, despite clearly encouraging it. ]