62nd ♫ | don't blame me, i didn't have a clue

[mytarget]

 THE IC INBOX MEME



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Comments

[therightsword]

[ OK, correcting Erina's spelling is a losing battle, so not gonna bother this time. ]

I await it with baited breath.

[zweihandler]

bitchin

what's the best way to get blood out of the dorm carpets

[therightsword]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[zweihandler]

OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING I REGRET BLOOD NOW LECTURE LATER

[therightsword]

One tablespoon liquid dishwashing detergent, two cups cold water. Sponge blood with clean white cloth until stain is gone. What did you do? Is this blood yours or someone else's?

/2

[zweihandler]

ok cool brb

[zweihandler]

[ and then like, ten minutes later: ]

ok i think that worked??? i'll give it a couple more goes just to make sure but i'm p sure we're good. i owe you my life, Z

[therightsword]

You owe me an explanation, not your life. Which emergency services should I be calling right now?

[zweihandler]

Z it's chill i swear i didn't stab anyone i just had an unfortunate key related accident but i'm probably not gonna die and i definitely don't need the hospital

[therightsword]

What do you mean, "probably"?
Do you even own a first aid kit?
I'm coming over.