62nd ♫ | don't blame me, i didn't have a clue

[mytarget]

 THE IC INBOX MEME



How this works:
-Every comment thread will be a different character's inbox. (Email, texting, whatever works.)
-Leave them a message 
- TFLN, mistexts, butt dialing, SERIOUSLY JUST ANY DUMBSHIT PHONE STUFF YOU WANT
- Shenanigans

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Brynhildr ✉ Fate/Grand Order

[sigrdrifumol]

[manacurve]

[Surely a text from a prodigious mage has to be something important --]

There's a midnight release at the Cartado shops and it's one pack per person. I need extra bodieeeeeeees.

1/2

[sigrdrifumol]

What purpose do cadavers serve? A summoning agent?

[sigrdrifumol]

[ And then, a few moments later: ]

No, I misunderstood... you require additional support?

[manacurve]

Of course! Don't be gross. I just need people to come buy more cards! Higher chance of getting the new ultra rares that way!

[sigrdrifumol]

Will just one additional person be enough? Or do we require more reinforcements?

[manacurve]

Okay, if the average shipment has about 88 individual cards, we have five rarities, there are five shops in town to hit up, and the likelihood of getting the most valuable is 2.4 percent in a pack...

We're going to need a lot.

[disinfection]

[She's honestly not sure why she's here. She can't even remember her True Name. The summoning must have been really messed up somehow. She doesn't even feel like a Berserker. Which is why she messages a Servant that's been around longer when something went wrong.]

If you don't mind helping, I need some assistance. I, um, broke another door.

['Mercedes' is having a rough day.]