63rd ♫ | were you really so unhappy? was your life just unlucky?

[mytarget]

 THE TRUTH OR DARE MEME



How this works:
-It's a big game of truth or dare! Throw up a top level for your character and other people tag in to be issued with a question or a dare
-Tag around, ask for truth dare from everyone else!
- Want to opt out of a dare or a question? WELL THERE'S SOME HOT SAUCE SHOTS WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM
- Shenanigans

Comments

[burninglight]

I don't know what you're talking about. I am perfectly adapted to modern society in such a world.

...Luscinia, however, has gotten several alarmed stares from her habitual pilfering of any available fruit when my back is turned. That poor child, how could I have raised her so wrong?

[serrata]

[ deadpan: ]

I'm sure the influence of her criminal fathers and the multiple other criminals who've had a hand in raising her had absolutely nothing to do with it.

[burninglight]

Of course not, wherever would you get a mad idea like that?

[serrata]

Well, you hear rumors, don't you? About how the children of delinquents grow up to be delinquents themselves. But obviously, it's nonsense. After all, Ruu-chan and I are perfectly well behaved.

Junpei might be a lost cause, though.

[burninglight]

Junpei's been a lost cause since the day we met him. You and your dear sister are, however, perfect and utterly without flaw.

[serrata]

Of course, of course. Even her teachers have been saying it. Did I ever tell you about that? Her homeroom teacher can't stop singing her praises.

[ preen, preen. yuuri won't rest until everyone in Japan loves her baby sister just as much as she does. ]

[burninglight]

I'm thrilled to hear it. Heavens forbid her father need to step in and have a word with the faculty otherwise, hm?

[serrata]

Do you really think you'd get the chance?

[ hypothetical MENACING rumbling ominously in the distance ]

It wouldn't be very nice to bully her teachers too much, but the most important thing is making sure she's having a good time at school, don't you think?

[burninglight]

Call it a bit of wishful thinking. Still, I am glad she's doing well.

[serrata]

I will admit, I was worried about how she'd adjust. But she's been doing amazingly well.

[ And she's aware that she could talk about her absolutely perfect little sister all night if she lets herself, so– ]

Oh, but fair's fair. You answered, so now it's my turn, isn't it?

[burninglight]

Very well. Truth or dare, darling?

[serrata]

Truth, obviously. I know better than to trust you in the slightest.

[ she loves him ]

[burninglight]

Oh, what terrible and nefarious trap could I corner you into with a single question?

[a lot, considering he used to be good at mindgames. But...]

Has my cooking improved at all?

[...he loves you, Yuuri.]

[serrata]

[ She beams at him. ]

Compared to where you started, I don't think you could've gotten any worse. [ but then, of course, requisite ribbing out of the way, her expression softens a bit. ] But you've come along in leaps and bounds. It's impressive how quick you've picked it up, really.

[burninglight]

[Ardyn smiled brightly, obviously quite proud of himself.] Oh, I could never have gotten anywhere without you. But I am thrilled to hear it; heavens forbid I should be unknowingly making you miserable just by cooking for you.

[serrata]

It's actually nice to have other people around who can do the cooking for a change... I wouldn't trust Kurumi or Yuki-chan with a packet of instant ramen, let alone dinner.

And teaching everyone's been sort of fun. Even if we've had our share of disasters.