63rd ♫ | were you really so unhappy? was your life just unlucky?

[mytarget]

 THE TRUTH OR DARE MEME



How this works:
-It's a big game of truth or dare! Throw up a top level for your character and other people tag in to be issued with a question or a dare
-Tag around, ask for truth dare from everyone else!
- Want to opt out of a dare or a question? WELL THERE'S SOME HOT SAUCE SHOTS WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM
- Shenanigans

Comments

[hellborne]

[ they'd never think of being in anyone's good books before being summoned by his master, but at this point, they've learned to roll with the punches.

somewhat. ]

Neither seem like very favorable options, I'll be honest. However, maybe it'd be easier to go with "dare" to start.

[thesettingsun]

[Excellent choice. Dazai withdraws from his pocket a couple of hair ties to hold out to them.]

Put your hair in pigtails. No shapechanging allowed.

[What's the fun of it if they aren't working with Flat's short hair?]

[hellborne]

So you're the one that fixes my Master's hair.

[ because they've seen flat come back with small braids or pigtails, smiling and bragging about how cute he looks.

either way, berserker takes the hair ties, doing their hair as best as they can. it's messy, but it's not like they've had experience doing this. ]

What happens now?

[thesettingsun]

Only because he likes it so much!

[Not that he could get Flat to sit still for anything he didn't want to do, but. Flat does really like it, and Dazai likes helping people he likes look super cute.]

Now you do me. I pick... how about truth?

[hellborne]

He does. Too bad his excitement is the same thing that ruins your efforts.

[ but that's just how their master is. berserker has learned to deal with it since a long time ago.

dazai asks for truth, and berserker has to think about it for a moment. ]

What do you least enjoy about London?

[thesettingsun]

[A question with an easy answer:] The rain. Definitely the rain.

[Aomori is cold and gets pretty snowy, but it's not nearly as rainy as London. Or else he just doesn't remember it being this dreary all the time.]

[hellborne]

[ that gets a small chuckle out of berserker. they nod. ]

Yes, I can imagine that it wouldn't be the ideal weather for most people. It will not only dampen the roads, but perhaps even your own soul. The fog that usually arises afterwards offers little to no help, too.

[thesettingsun]

My soul is already damp enough without the weather coming into it.

[Whatever that means.]

(suicide tw) 1/2

[hellborne]

Yes, that probably happens as a side effect of drowning yourself.

[hellborne]

[ wait shit no-- ]

I- I apologize! I didn't mean to say that at all. That's... my Master's influence on me.

[thesettingsun]

[If he were in a worse mood, that would send Dazai to the brink of tears. But he isn't, and so instead he just laughs.]

Your Master's a good influence!

[hellborne]

Making a comment like that on a suicide isn't what I'd consider the result of a good influence, you know.

[ but they're the representation of a serial killer's legend--what do they know?

they sigh. ]

It's my turn again, correct? Truth.

[thesettingsun]

[More than either Dazai or Flat know, and that's kind of sad in itself.]

What do you like the most about your Master?

[hellborne]

Ah...

[ berserker looks away, deep in thought ]

I suppose that his desire to keep his professor's ideals close to his heart is what's most admirable of him.

[thesettingsun]

I can't argue with that! Everybody should respect Sensei as much as he does.

[Dazai, a completely unbiased gay.]

[hellborne]

Your bias is a little overwhelming.

[ they won't lie, dazai is usually Too Much for berserker ]

However, I agree. The professor is quite an upstanding, respectable person. My Master is quite lucky to have such a person to depend on-- as am I.

[thesettingsun]

[Dazai is Too Much for a lot of people.]

All of us are. Me especially.

[Without Waver, Dazai would be - well, he wouldn't be here for sure, but he also would have come out of that game a much worse person.]

I pick... dare, why not.

[hellborne]

Dare...

[ berserker thinks about it for a moment. they've never played this kind of game, and isn't aware what would make for a proper "dare". ]

I dare you to tell me something about the professor that only you know about.

[thesettingsun]

Now that's not fair, Flat's known him longer than I have, how am I supposed to come up with something that only I know?

...Just kidding. Sensei likes holding hands during sex.

[Somewhere, at this very moment, Waver is getting a migraine.]

[hellborne]

Of course you'd choose to say something like that.

[ THEY'RE FROM THE VICTORIAN ERA THAT'S SO L E W D. they're blushing now, actually. ]

Dare.

[thesettingsun]

Of course I would!

[Blushing... They're super cute, even considering they're a serial killer.]

Next time you see Flat, I want you to offer to watch his favorite movie with him, even if it's ridiculous. Especially if it's ridiculous.]

[hellborne]

You couldn't have picked a worse one, could you?

[ from blushing they go to exasperation, even crossing their arms to emphasize. ]

Their taste in movies is deplorable. Do you know just how many movies of my legend there are? It's embarrassing, at this point.

[thesettingsun]

What's the fun of playing this game if you aren't willing to get a little mean with your dares?

Anyway, it'd make him happy.

[Which they can agree is Extremely Important.]

[hellborne]

I expected fairness.

[ they huff, but there's no anger behind it. ]

My Master becomes excited with ease. As long as he's surrounded by those he cares about, he'll be happy.

[thesettingsun]

You're clearly playing the wrong game, then.

Truth. Ask me something unfair.