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The Murder Game Meme



You know the script. You wake up in a place you've never seen before, with a whole bunch of complete strangers and there's a mysterious voice or a mascot or what have you ready to let you know how things are going to work around here.

The rules are simple: You're trapped here, with no hope of release or rescue. You've been provided with all the basic necessities you need to live comfortably, and all you have to do is settle down and live out the rest of your days here in peace. But if you can't do that -- if you're really so desperate to escape that you'll do anything -- then there's one teeny tiny thing you have to do first.

All you have to do is kill somebody.

But it's not quite that simple. Every death will be followed by a period of investigation, followed by a trial in which the survivors will attempt to solve the mystery and out the culprit. If the survivors guess correctly and out the culprit, the killer is executed and life goes on. But if the survivors guess wrong, then the culprit is free as a bird and everyone else is executed.

Even with the promise of freedom, can you really bring yourself to kill so many other people?

tl;dr: it's a murdergame meme. TIME TO HAVE A BIG OL' MURDERGAME BLAST.


Settings

1. High School A classic! Doesn't matter if you're too old or too young to be in high school -- you've been enrolled and the only way for you to graduate is to kill a fellow student. But hey, the faculties are nice!
2. Tropical Island Weren't you just hankering for a nice tropical vacation? No? Too bad! You're going to have a nice sunny vacation at the beach and if you don't like it, just kill someone and go home. Simple!
3. Prison It doesn't matter if you don't remember committing any crime; you've been tried and found guilty of something or other and now you can go ahead and rot away in jail. If you ever want to see the sunlight again, better put that criminal mind to good use and get rid of your inmates.
4. Wildcard! None of the above scratch your murder itch? Go wild and come up with your own setting!


Downtime

1. Excuse Me, Who Are You? You've just woken up in this weird place and you have no idea what's going on. But hey -- maybe this stranger's more informed than you. Or maybe you can put your heads together and investigate what's going on.
2. Social Link Go! Well, if you're going to be stuck in here for however long, you might as well get to know the people stuck in here with you. You've got plenty of rooms to explore together and there's enough to do to keep you occupied. How do you plan on passing time without killing each other?
3. Vending Machine Woes Somewhere in this place there's a mysterious vending machine that spits out all manner of bizarre items and occasionally dispenses items that belong to you and the other people trapped here. You've got a fat stack of tokens and nothing to lose.
4. Wildcard! GO WILD AND BE FREE (or as free as you can be here, anyways)


PUTTING THE MURDER IN MURDER GAME

1. Motive Your mysterious overseer has decided there's not nearly enough murder going on and so they've ~helpfully~ given you a little push to do the deed. Maybe one of your loved ones is in danger, maybe they're offering more money than you could ever dream of or they're threatening to reveal your deepest darkest secrets. Whatever is it, would you kill for it?
2. Murder WELL APPARENTLY, YES. Are you a killer or are you being killed? Either way, someone's not walking away from this alive.
3. Body Discovery Rise and shine, murdergame! It's a brand new day and someone's dead. Better get investigating!
4. Trial You know how this one goes. Line up all your evidence and sniff out the killer -- or sit there and sweat and hope no one works out you're the murderer. Will they go down with a confession or put up a fight?
5. Afterparty You've survived another trial, but more of your friends have died. Even without the executions, trials are a stressful enough affair. It's time to destress and lick your wounds and support each other.
6. Mastermind It's the end. It's time to uncover all the mysteries behind this murder game -- and find out just who trapped you here. Are they really an unconnected party, or is the mastermind someone among you...?
7. Freedom Just as it says -- you're finally free, but at what cost? Have those you love been returned to you, or are you still reduced to just those who made it to the end? Are you on your own, or is anyone here to help you? And more importantly, how the hell are you going to get home?
8. Wildcard YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Comments

[sakurabeam]

Bzzzt! That's where you're wrong, Dave-kun!

[ this is the most wretchedly anime tag i've ever written ]

Being a senpai has nothing to do with age! It's all about your experience and how much work you put into it! ☆ Shame on you for being so close-minded!

[callbacks]

Well, damn, and here I am shuffling up on my poor culturally impoverished white-ass knees, begging with the most supplicant of football-sized weeaboo eyes, "O 'sup, BB-san, wouldn'tst thou do this ignoramus the honor of an education in the ways of your people, onegai big shimasu?" What I'm saying's this mind's yours for the opening, Beeb. Intellectual property of Boss Bee.

[That's not what intellectual property is.]

So someone who knows a lot but didn't ass themselves too hard to learn isn't hot senpai shit?

[sakurabeam]

Jeez, how is it you always talk so much without actually saying anything? You need to learn how to be concise! Concise! Otherwise, you're going to bore me to tears. Would you really want that on your conscience? Making a maiden like BB cry?

[ Needless to say, BB is literally the last person on Earth or anywhere else to talk about being concise. Which she's about to nicely demonstrate for him, if the way she's puffing out her chest and squaring her shoulders is any indication. You asked for a lecture Dave and you're getting one. ]

It's not just about knowing a lot, yes! It's about applying that knowledge to help out all the poor helpless piggies who've yet to reach your level. ☆ You gently support them with all your might, even if there's anything else in the world you'd rather be doing because that's what it's all about! A hard-working attitude and the willingness to sacrifice yourself, just a teensy bit, for your fellow man, woman and everyone inbetween!

[callbacks]

Uh-huh.

[His eyebrows are raised behind his sunglasses before he turns his head and plays with his chewed-up juicebox straw.]

Okay, well, go ahead and transfer my query ticket to the resolved column, then. What I was wrongly registering as a weird fixation for a hot young artificial intelligence to have makes a hundred percent sense now. T.Y., Beebs.

[sakurabeam]

[ She pouts, cheeks puffed out and fists planted on her hips, the very image of a Huffy Anime Girl. It's kind of hard to tell if she's intentionally cashing in that image or if it's just BB being her BB old self. Possibly both. ]

Are you making fun of me? You'd better not be teasing me after I took precious time out of my day to try and bring you up to speed!