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Shard ([personal profile] sharddrive) wrote in [community profile] oddsandends 2020-04-17 11:50 pm (UTC)

Shard the Metal Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics preboot)

1. you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night
one after the other
spelled differently


2. what tipped you off?
the sombrero?


3. i almost soiled my pants in anger over your moral sanity
i don't wear pants and can't poop
do you understand how mad that is


4. hot ketchup is not a substitute for chili sauce

5. [WILDCARD]

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