76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink

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texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Bryn Pendragon ✉ OC

[draconite]

1. NO IT TASTES JUST AS BAD AS IT SMELLS

2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!

3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?

4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[disarmingstrikes]

That's great! But consider for next time:

MULTIPLE chickens in someone's yard.

[draconite]

Where on earth would I find that many chickens??

Yuri ✉ Doki Doki Literature Club

[impurifies]

1. You told me I was being "patronizing" because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site

2. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.

3. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?!

4. Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Friday night is pretty much going how I expected it.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Honoka Kousaka ✉ Love Live!

[korekara]

1. it glows!!! i just had 2 have it!!!

2. u told me your favorite colors were “pink” “no pants” and “Mexican food”

3. I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA

4. This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

i'm sorry except i'm not, 5,

[mopocalypse]

miochin heeeeeelp (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[Someone hit the wrong contact on her phone, because this is obviously not going to Mio.]

guess what today is
bc it's HONOCHI'S BIRTHDAY (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
but!!! despite the inherent cheer of this great event i am in desperate need of advice!!
see ppl are supposed to do something big for their so's bday right (๑•̆૩•̆)
everyone like "oh i took them to a fancy restaurant!!" "i took mine to tokyo disneyland!" "we went to hawaii for a week!!!"
which i bet honochi would LOVE but
BUT
i have no money...... <(．＿．)>
i mean i could take her to like the 100 yen store but that's just sad, sad
onee-chan won't give me money she says i'm "irresponsible" and "shouldn't spend all my money on candy and magazines" (●o≧д≦)o
pls help what do i do???? the future depends on it

[korekara]

[ A long, long, LONG pause.

But then eventually: ]

heyyyyyyyyyy haruharu
just who was this text meant for
omg

Yuuri Wakasa ✉ School-Live!

[serrata]

1. This is a mass text. Is everybody still alive?

2. I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not going to matter if we can't find you in the morning.

3. I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.

4. Do I want to know why there's a knife clogging the toilet?

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

2, though 1 was very tempting

[daughterofthemark]

Worry not! I need only continue following the left wall until I find the stairs.

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[sharddrive]

in case someone needs to stab someone in the bathroom

was that not obvious

oh, wait, no, sorry

in case someone needs to defend themselves in the bathroom

with violence

Sophie Summerhelm ✉ OC

[summerbloom]

1. They've been singing acapella for the past forty minutes, with no breaks, and no signs of stopping!

2. This is the third tavern we've been banned from this week...

3. Don't be sad! I'd wear matching sweaters with you!

4. You kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!". Then you tripped and passed out.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

2

[liveofftheland]

This is what happens when I leave the table for five minutes. I think Aran passed out from stress.

1

[secondblackmoon]

I could just knock em out for you

Erina Estival ✉ OC

[zweihandler]

1. fwiw i was trying to be a good friend but i still probably shouldn'tve backhanded u

2. btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.

3. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times

4. vommed in the sink and didn't realize until i was done that my bra was in there so that's my morning

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

3

[in4apounding]

Well that's just sound advice in general.

FL4K | borderlands 3

[megavore]

1. Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you risk getting lost in the storm.

2. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

3. I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolvens.

4. I've been begging my skag to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, as my best friend should.

5. Text them.

Marie Cooper|OC (Hexapath)

[liveofftheland]

1) Legit screaming match in this tavern over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

2) It will be like a scavenger hunt... only we're looking for places to have sex.

3) Lulu is yelling at the trees again.

4) Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.

5) (wildcard)

Anna Fugo | GRANBELM

[emberserker]

1) I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

2) Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread, you can knock them unconscious?

3) Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

4) Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?

5) (wildcard)

Rakel Engsyre|OC (Dragaria/wow cool dragons)

[leafygreen]

1) I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

2) Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!

3) I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my roots through the sleeves of my sweater.

4) You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

5) (wildcard)

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

1) why is the garage door in the middle of the street???

2) come find me pls???? i'm in a ditch

3) the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream

4) i just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry

5) (wildcard)

Jaika Suni | OC

[faceturnrevolution]

1: The shirt is mine, the trousers are mine, the bra ... is not.
2: You are 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
3: Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
4: They are dropping spice. I really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
5: [Or text him!]

Shard the Metal Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics preboot)

[sharddrive]

1. you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night
one after the other
spelled differently

2. what tipped you off?
the sombrero?

3. i almost soiled my pants in anger over your moral sanity
i don't wear pants and can't poop
do you understand how mad that is

4. hot ketchup is not a substitute for chili sauce

5. [WILDCARD]

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[unit31]

it's called hot sauce!!! how are they not the same thing?

[ LABRYS NO ]

Eclair | OC

[ceraunos]

1.) Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
2.) I'm sorry I tased you earlier.
3.) At the hospital. Sela drank straight from the river.
4.) "Send nudes"? I thought you meant "Send nukes". Oh dear, I'm so sorry. You might want to evacuate your area within three minutes.
5.) [ Text her! ]

[beautifulisolation]

eclair
if i asked you something would you promise not to tell sofia
(it's not bad and i'm not in trouble)
it's just
i don't really know who else to ask
and it's kind of embarrassing