That is an excellent rule.

[She'd kind of assumed the last part, at least, was taken as read, but it was probably good having it in writing. Sort of.]

So something that will be confusing but not hurt her.

[think think think]

Oh! Oh. Idea! ....What if. We signed her up for one of those pie of the month clubs. BUT DON'T TELL HER WHO THEY'RE FROM.

[This is a stroke of genius, clearly.]

Baked goods from nowhere! That will be super confusing, right?