86th ♫ | that's a lie, no it's true. i don't know what to do

[mytarget]

THE TRUTH OR DARE MEME



How this works:
-It's a big game of truth or dare! Throw up a top level for your character and other people tag in to be issued with a question or a dare
-Tag around, ask for truth dare from everyone else!
- Want to opt out of a dare or a question? WELL THERE'S SOME HOT SAUCE SHOTS WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM
- Shenanigans! Dumb bullshit! JUST HAVE FUN I'M NOT YOUR MOM

Comments

[mementomoritz]

Hmmm... worst, how to define "worst"- no, I was definitely acquitted for that one... oh! [She snaps her fingers, smiling brightly.]

I think it was definitely the time I started moulting! Three weeks of sloughing off bits of hardened exoskeleton, and nothing to show for it but the same old boring human skin once I was done. [She pouts.] I was so itchy the whole time...

[zweihandler]

Wait, no. Hold the fuck on. Back up.

Acquitted?!

[ MERCY??? ]

[mementomoritz]

It turned out that experiment didn't actually break any laws, because they didn't know it was physically possible to genetically engineer an anti-spleen, so no one had any laws about it yet!

...they have a lot now, though. [She shrugs and sips her hot chocolate. Mmm, marshmallows.]

Anyway, the judge said it wouldn't be fair to charge me with anything, since it wasn't illegal when I did it.