1. No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful. 2. Just so you know, a 6'9" tall bi man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with. 3. Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." Very funny guys. 4. Dude. We need more in the fridge than just beer and applesauce. 5. [wildcard 2: revenge of the wildcard]
((gen and spicy fine, pretend this is an au where cell phones don't explode in the presence of wizards I guess!!))
Harry Dresden | The Dresden Files
2. Just so you know, a 6'9" tall bi man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with.
3. Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." Very funny guys.
4. Dude. We need more in the fridge than just beer and applesauce.
5. [wildcard 2: revenge of the wildcard]
((gen and spicy fine, pretend this is an au where cell phones don't explode in the presence of wizards I guess!!))