89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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Jaika Suni | Star Wars OC

[faceturnrevolution]

GEN
1: i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
2: ok first of all what the fuck
3: Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.

SPICY
1: When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
2: That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
3: WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT

4: Or text him

Samata Mahto | Original | ota

[les_magique]

GEN
1: roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
2: WHERE IS MY ARM? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND?
3: Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

SPICY
1: he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
2: Do you ever just admire your boobs?
3: You've been inside me, my friend. There's no such thing as TMI.

4: Or text her

spicy 2

[lightnovelexperiences]

all the time.

god bless jiggle physicists.

Deedee Yeowoo | OC (Isekai/Online)

[lightnovelexperiences]

Gen
1: He was someone so memorable that I completely forgot he existed up to and during the encounter.
2: Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before Covid.
3: My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays K-pop on loop 24/7

Spicy
1: I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Seedling plushie watched.
2: If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. Guildmom just dropped off a lasagna.
3: First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

4: (or text her!)

gen 3

[nijistaryume]

idgi how's that not the same as just 2 channels if 9 are the same??

Spicy 3

[theleonking]

Lions are better, though.

Bryn Pendragon ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[draconite]

1. The worst mistakes make the best memories! It's a well-known fact!

2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!

3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?

4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | F/F for spicy

[griddlecakes]

GEN
1: I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
2: I don't wanna SLEEP with her, I want to start bar fights with her. There's a difference.
3: let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

SPICY
1: She was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
2: Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
3: The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.

4: Or text her

don't mind the lack of icons — spicy 1

[nightboss]

[ after briefly being kind of mortified— ]

Hello to you too, Nav.

Yuri ✉ Doki Doki Literature Club ✉ m/f is ic pref for spicy

[impurifies]

GEN
1. You told me I was being "patronizing" because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a road.
2. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
3. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?!
4. They're still arguing over whether or not muffins are the same as cupcakes...
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

SPICY (assumed cr/established relationship only for these!)
1. Somebody yelled "dibs" when I walked into the party...
2. It's pretty awful out. I still haven't put any pants on today.
3. She told me to, quote, "use those titties for evil tonight".
4. [ Not a text – it's a... spirited attempt at some sort of spicy selfie, but she was so anxious about it you kind of can't see anything. Alternately, sends through a different failed attempt (nsfw image!) that shows Way Too Much. Oops! ]
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

g3

[playthedamncard]

Standing out in an overcrowded market is key.

g2

[goodgames]

maybe..... you should put your head between your knees until the feeling passes.

S-2

[crypddyd]

I can not blame you- especially if you are not used to this kind of weather.

[Meanwhile Dimitri is out in a snowstorm in a light jacket like a fucking viking]

Stella Roselaid ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[prismatically]

1. hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

2. no more studying. i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.

3. iirc i said my fav colours were "pink" "no pants" and "fast food"

4. 10 dollar pizza. all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

2

[indiglow]

Oh, it can't be that bad, can it, Stella? You were doing just great three hours ago!

Erina Estival ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[zweihandler]

1. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose

2 fwiw i was trying to be a good friend but i still probably shouldn'tve backhanded u

3. layin drunk on your floor and listenin to sad playlists is an ESSENTIAL part of the lesbian bonding experience

4. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times

5. WILDCARD BITCHES

3

[sarapphic]

I get it, I really do.
And I'm grateful for this bonding and letting me experience all that stuff I missed out on before!
I'm not objecting to any of that.
I just don't get why the Power Rangers theme song made it onto your "sad" playlist.

Alexandrine Arceneaux d'Athenai/Regalia Prestige | OC

[thiefofwisdom]

1: not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish.
2: Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
3: I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
4: Look frankly if you're going to take advice from me you deserve all you get.
5: [Or text her!]

3

[theleonking]

Was the problem that I wasn't paying enough attention to the pizza or that I wasn't paying enough attention to seducing you?

Legosi | Beastars

[bigsadwolf]

1) I'm sad. The beetle I was talking to crawled away.

2) I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

3) All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.

4) I think I was too drunk to realize that being dared to take a drink every time I saw an animal was a bad idea.

5) Text him! Wildcards/Misfires welcome. More looking for gen but am down for more if desired, Legosi is 18 (and also a wolf, so ymmv)

4

[damnfourthemerald]

And you're conscious? You're somehow still alive?

Sawatari Makoto | Kanon

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Age-wise, she's technically 7 because of Weird Magic Stuff, but appears around 14-16! So gen only... just because canon lewds her doesn't mean I want to.]

1) I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.

2) I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.

3) I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

4) let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

5) text her!

Rain Ainosawa | OC

[indiglow]

[Rain is 19!]

1) I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it

2) Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?

3) You came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

4) She just compared herself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

5) text her!

2

[lightnovelexperiences]

to be fair austrechs are to birds as the crabs on the Shores of Awakening are to the crabs on your dinner plate

fuck the Neverneverglades so much

Kokoro Belmont | Otomedius

[stavros]

[15-16 in canon, 17ish with Daybreak CRAU. Also gen only for this one, despite the game she's from.]

1) This is either the best idea I've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.

2) found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

3) I no longer need a flask of holy water. I need a canteen.

4) I swear the crows are laughing at me.

5) text her!

Leonard Church | Red vs Blue

[motherfucking_ghost]

1. hate you missed the after party, i was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
2. I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
3. I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots I think this means I win life
4. like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
5. I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion
6. [OBLIGATORY WILDCARD]

((gen and spicy fine, canon robot and real boy versions available, also AL version available, go nuts tbh))

1

[serrata]

You do realize this kind of thing is exactly why I missed the afterparty, right?

Harry Dresden | The Dresden Files

[semiautomagical]

1. No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
2. Just so you know, a 6'9" tall bi man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with.
3. Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." Very funny guys.
4. Dude. We need more in the fridge than just beer and applesauce.
5. [wildcard 2: revenge of the wildcard]

((gen and spicy fine, pretend this is an au where cell phones don't explode in the presence of wizards I guess!!))

this asshole you all have to deal with now

[schardynfreude]

1. Come now. I'm covered in blood and I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
2. Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
3. LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
4. I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
5. You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
6. [wildcard: the wildcardening]

Akane Shinjo ✉ SSSS.GRIDMAN ✉ gen & spicy

[insculpt]

GEN
1. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.
2. He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter.
3. I am about to get in a knife fight over a special dog.
4. You know that annoying kid in my class? Accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. Perfect end to the week!
5. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)

SPICY (assumed cr/relationship for these! akane is also about ~17ish, but i'm happy to play her as like. early 20s/college student/whatever for meme purposes tho but big age gaps aint my bag)
1. Jeez, stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
2. May the power of thighs compel you!! 💕
3. I'm wearing a princess crown and no pants. It's that kind of evening I guess!
4. [ The obligatory Smutty Selfie Option. Akane's a lot better at it that Yuri. There's... a lot of boobage. ]
5. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)

Garnet Bellerose ✉ OC ✉ Gen & Spicy

[eventidings]

GEN
1. The merchant threw in a "freestyle rap" with my purchase. I'm never coming back here.
2. There's a man with a chicken on the leash, walking it down the street...
3. You begged me not to tell anyone you'd been a bat in your previous life.
4. They're trying to hold an intervention for someone at this tavern. Who let this happen?
5. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)

SPICY (assumed cr/relationship for these! Garnet is 23, so anyone in their 20's is fine)
1. There's a bruise directly in the middle of my cleavage and I'm not even sure if I want to know how it got there.
2. Please stop looking down my dress. I can't concentrate.
3. [ The obligatory Smutty Selfie Option. There's cute lingerie and A Lot Of Boob. You're welcome! ]
4. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)