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[torya]

THE IC INBOX POST



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i just woke up i don't see a lot of things

[blackmass]

even i can't possibly deserve this kind of torment

that's it, i'm just going to have to kill everyone in this infinite hellhole apartment to make that unholy noise stop

[let's play: Serious or Hyperbole, with Kotomine Kirei]

[torya]

[ the terrifying thing is she's starting to get an instinct for which one it is. ]

it can't really be that bad can it
i haven't heard their songs in a long time but
well it can't really be THAT BAd

[blackmass]

THAT REDHEADED NIGHTMARE HAS LISTENED TO NOTHING BUT THAT SONG FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT

I CAUGHT MYSELF HUMMING IT THIS MORNING

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE ENDLESS MOCKERY I WOULD BE SUBJECT TO IF ANYONE HAD NOTICED

[this is the main antagonist, folks.]

[torya]

[ jesus christ did she just get an allcaps rant from kirei kotomine this is SERIOUS ]

well it's just a catchy song that happens to everyone!!
maybe it won't be as bad as
okay i'm sorry i can't even finish that but
maybe earplugs would work??

[blackmass]

you severely underestimate the extent of schuldig's sound system.

[torya]

where does he even keep it
it has to be somewhere it reaches the whole apartment but
how...

[ infinity apartment, man ]

[blackmass]

i have looked in every inch of this ambiguously defined living space

wherever it is, he's smart enough to actively hide it from me

[torya]

maybe it's portable?

[ she would absolutely not put it past schuldig to just carry around his sound system so he could actively fuck with kirei ]

[blackmass]

is that even possible? when was technology like that invented, i have no idea

maybe he hid it in farfarello's closet, that bastard

[torya]

he could've brought it back from the future foundation. i mean they don't have cars with warphole technology in the 90s either but

[ WELL. YKNOW. ]

can't you check in there?

[blackmass]

you don't understand. if he DID hide it in there that means i am presented with a choice:

-be assaulted by auditory torture
-deal with farfarello

if he did that on purpose then that's so nefarious i'm almost jealous.

[torya]

oh right he's the one who hates priests and keeps trying to kill you isn't he

[ it doesn't even strike her what a surreal fucking sentence that is. this is her life now. ]

if that's the case then i wouldn't be surprised if it was there. he probably thinks it's funny.

[blackmass]

i should just throttle both of them

he's lucky i don't want crawford to kill me otherwise i might have

[read: 'i won't admit someone else's opinion Matters and i am not going to murder my bff']

[torya]

[ be nice to your boyfriends, kirei ]

well it could be worse. at least the spice girls only released three albums during the 90s. i'm pretty sure there are other bands that released even more music back then.

[blackmass]

THAT IS THREE MORE THAN I AM PREPARED TO TOLERATE

[torya]

maybe you could stay somewhere else until the 90s are over?

[ just ditch everyone for an entire decade. just do it. ]

1/2

[blackmass]

i'm not going to do anything that insane. i lived through the decade once, i can do it again.

if this is going to be a problem, i'll just have to find a way to work it out in the future forget my past, if you wanna get with me better make it fast, now don't go wasting my precious time, get your act together we could be just fine

[...what just happened kirei]

[blackmass]

HE'S DOING THE PSYCHIC BROADCASTING THING HANG ON I HAVE TO KILL HIM

[torya]

[ she is kind of glad she is a literal universe away because goodness there may be some laughter at his expense going on right now

we call that karma, father murderpriest ]

wow it really IS a catchy song then

[ and now she has it stuck in her head too FUCK ]