8th ♫ | here's my number so call me maybe

[torya]

THE IC INBOX POST



How this works:
-Every comment thread will be a different character's inbox. (Email, texting, whatever works.)
-Leave them a message 
- TFLN, mistexts, butt dialing, SERIOUSLY JUST ANY DUMBSHIT PHONE STUFF YOU WANT
- Shenanigans

Comments

[kurechin]

well when you say it like that i feel like you should definitely warn me about karkat

[ whoever that is ]

[callbacks]

hes another one of the aliens
hes really
ok you think im creative with my word choice and stuff
karkats vocabulary puts my entire life to shame
hes tried to zing me with some of the grossest goddamn invective i think language is even capable of producing and i dont hand out compliments like this lightly

[kurechin]

wow
i
i'm not sure if i should be impressed or really intimidated
both i think is a good start
give me some examples

1/2

[callbacks]

hoo boy um
alright ill give it a shot i guess

[callbacks]

ok so it usually goes something like
STRIDER YOU UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF RUINOUS BULLSHIT
oh wait he uses punctuation um shit pretend i remembered the comma there
anyway
STRIDER, I HAVE ENDURED THE "HONOR" OF YOUR PRESENCE FOR A NIGH-UNIMAGINABLE THREE OF YOUR HUMAN YEARS, AND YET!
AND YET YOUR DEIFIC IDIOCY NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE AND BEWILDER MY FEEBLE MORTAL THINKPAN.
O TENTACLED BUBBLEGODS, I PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOUR HIDEOUS WRITHING FORMS. PRESERVE OUR MINDS FROM SUCH WITNESS AS WE BEAR TO YOUR WONDERS, FOR THEY CAN EAT EACH OF MY SHAME GLOBES, SINGLY, WITHOUT UTENSILS. LIVING WITH DAVE HAS SHOWN ME THAT MIRACLES DO HAPPEN, EVERY DAY! AND THEY ARE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE.
FUCK AND HALLELUJAH, AMEN.
or something
hed type it all in grey though i just didnt feel like changing it on my phone

[kurechin]

[ THERE IS LIKE A FIVE MINUTE PAUSE HERE AND THEN JUST ]

oh my god

[ SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY OTHER WORDS FOR THIS SHE IS JUST STUNNED AND TAKEN ABACK ]

and he talks like that ALL THE TIME???

[callbacks]

yeah
hes also really loud
even when hes not angry or pretending to be angry which id say i guess is never but actually hes chilled the fuck out a lot over the years