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[torya]

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Comments

fuck i forgot 2 courier I AM THE DRUNK ONE TODAY

[playitasitlies]

you hitme with a fire truck and yu ask me this
i fond some v odka and figures i would handicap me
so maybe u wont lose every hand

[despairalicious]

im gonna hit you with another truck if u dont quit talkin shit
what makes u think id wanna play poker w ur ratty charcoal ass anyway

[playitasitlies]

i like winning n taking money
yo probbaly get off on losing
wins all around

[despairalicious]

goddamnit ur right
fuck u and ur earth logic
ok fine ill play ur stupid poker game

[playitasitlies]

excellent
i can even fidn a third if you want
we cant ake all his cash to
yo can try to get him to off himself
(juts noton my carpet)

[despairalicious]

this sounds my my kind of afternoon
ok heres the plan
find a guy on the street and play poker w him
idk we'll say we'll suck his dick if he wins or smthn
and then like lose a hand or two
basically act like we cant play for shit
AND THEN
once he gets cocky
we fuckin wreck him AND TAKE ALL HIS CASH
and his self esteem too probably
what do u say

[playitasitlies]

on it
you have prefs for the guy?
age, weight, whatever?

[despairalicious]

idk
has to be a guy whose dick we would believably want to suck
so prob someone our age
bc otherwise he is gonna realize theres some shit going on

[playitasitlies]

teenaged whoo look srich and cocky (ha(
not too hard (aslo ha

[despairalicious]

i would suggest togami but i feel like he would know what shit we are trying to pull
so someone who looks like that asshole
but also actually has money
thats important