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[torya]

THE IC INBOX POST



How this works:
-Every comment thread will be a different character's inbox. (Email, texting, whatever works.)
-Leave them a message 
- TFLN, mistexts, butt dialing, SERIOUSLY JUST ANY DUMBSHIT PHONE STUFF YOU WANT
- Shenanigans

Comments

[hopeslastreward]

Hey Junko, can I ask you a question?
Have you ever considered flying to a remote island in the Pacific and never coming back, so none of us ever have to look at your despicable face ever again?

[despairalicious]

boy is this an attempt to start some shit because you best believe i am ready to throw down and fuck you up like a goddamn train wreck

[hopeslastreward]

What does it look like, an invitation to tea?

[despairalicious]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE U
IM GONNA RIP OUT UR SHITTY HAIR TUFTS ONE BY ONE I S2G

[hopeslastreward]

1. You speak as if you don't have any hair tufts yourself.
2. Do you really expect me to tell you where I am?

[despairalicious]

do u rly think im above sendin muku-nee to sniff u down like a fuckin bloodhound because guess again bitch
i will DESTROY U
as soon i figure out wherever the fuck u are

i am sorry. what is this thread.

[hopeslastreward]

Ahahaha! Not going to happen.
Also, sending your Muku-nee my way is a terrible idea, just saying.
She'll probably die because she was too close to me when a freak tornado brews up and utterly annihilates everything. Except for me. Because I'm not even good enough for a tornado, apparently.

its 3am what is ANYTHING ANYMORE

[despairalicious]

look if she gets her ass handed to her by a fuckin breeze then u know what good fuckin riddance and she could probably still kick ur ass from byond the grave anyway
bc she is actually talented at something
but u wouldnt know a whole lot ab that huh

[hopeslastreward]

No, I wouldn't. Mukuro's soldier skills are beyond me.

But remind me, what is it that you do, again? Bleed your rotten despair all over everything? That's less than no talent. Sorry, Junko, but you're pretty much the only person on this planet who's actually more pathetic than me.

[despairalicious]

sry what was that i couldnt hear u over my SHSL FASHION MODEL TITLE!!! WOW!!!!
so like if u wanna get technical ab it havin two titles means im twice as talented as u so
kiss my ass basically

[hopeslastreward]

Nope. Stop fooling yourself. Anyone who's really a Super High School Level Model should be using their cute looks and strong social sway for good, unlike you.

Obviously I'm not the first time that Hope's Peak has given a title in error. Are you sure you weren't chosen by lottery?

[despairalicious]

u sure ur talent isnt shsl BORING PIECE OF CRAP bc if it was u would be totally living up to it rn
s n o r e

[hopeslastreward]

That's the best you can come up with? How disappointing.

Not despairing.

Disappointing.

I know those words look the same, so you can take a moment to spot the difference.

[despairalicious]

idk everythin u say sounds p much the same tbh like bluh bluh wow i want to suck hopes dick blug h bluh u feel me
so like
u can understand why i have trouble parsin the shit u say to me
also putting in the effort is like way too much

[hopeslastreward]

That's too bad.

I guess I was holding out a little bit of hope for you.

[...No you weren't, Komaeda.]

[despairalicious]

u wash ur fuckin mouth out w soap how dare u use that kind of language around me
show some goddamn respect

[hopeslastreward]

Hope. Hope. Hope. Hope. Hope.

[despairalicious]

what r u 4 yrs old or something

[ junko you FILTHY HYPOCRITE ]

[hopeslastreward]

This is... so boring.

You don't even know how to make up good insults.

[despairalicious]

o and UR such a fuckin linguist
u were the one who started this anyway kiss my ass

[hopeslastreward]

Can you blame me? I came here thinking that maybe you would be a good way to alleviate my boredom, but you weren't.

It's only fair that I tell you.

[despairalicious]

i aint here to make u less bored
go fuck around w someone who gives a shit
oh wait
it's you
where u gonna find someone who gives a shit lol