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phaiinein ([personal profile] phaiinein) wrote in [community profile] oddsandends2022-12-22 05:05 pm

110th ♫ | all the things making us sick and tired turn into bubbles and disappear

    The Murder Game Meme



    You know the script. You wake up in a place you've never seen before, with a whole bunch of complete strangers and there's a mysterious voice or a mascot or what have you ready to let you know how things are going to work around here.

    The rules are simple: You're trapped here, with no hope of release or rescue. You've been provided with all the basic necessities you need to live comfortably, and all you have to do is settle down and live out the rest of your days here in peace. But if you can't do that -- if you're really so desperate to escape that you'll do anything -- then there's one teeny tiny thing you have to do first.

    All you have to do is kill somebody.

    But it's not quite that simple. Every death will be followed by a period of investigation, followed by a trial in which the survivors will attempt to solve the mystery and out the culprit. If the survivors guess correctly and out the culprit, the killer is executed and life goes on. But if the survivors guess wrong, then the culprit is free as a bird and everyone else is executed.

    Even with the promise of freedom, can you really bring yourself to kill so many other people?

    tl;dr: it's a murdergame meme. TIME TO HAVE A BIG OL' MURDERGAME BLAST.


    Settings
      1. High School A classic! Doesn't matter if you're too old or too young to be in high school -- you've been enrolled and the only way for you to graduate is to kill a fellow student. But hey, the faculties are nice!
      2. Tropical Island Weren't you just hankering for a nice tropical vacation? No? Too bad! You're going to have a nice sunny vacation at the beach and if you don't like it, just kill someone and go home. Simple!
      3. Prison It doesn't matter if you don't remember committing any crime; you've been tried and found guilty of something or other and now you can go ahead and rot away in jail. If you ever want to see the sunlight again, better put that criminal mind to good use and get rid of your inmates.
      4. Mall A huge mall stuffed full of stores, places to eat and all the regular amenities like deadbolted doors and the threat of death. It's like Black Friday but even worse because you can't leave and all the rest of the shoppers might actually kill you for real this time.
      5. City Holy shit, you've got the run of a whole city this time around! Maybe with all this room to keep out of each other's way, you'll be able to make sure no one starts killing people. But probably not.
      6. Cruise Boat YOU'RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. The accommodation is all five star, even if there's no one around to act as wait staff. The only snag is that you still have this whole murder thing hanging over your head – but on the plus side, they have those little drinks with the umbrellas in, so...
      7. Space Station THE FINAL FRONTIER... Maybe you're familiar with space stations like this or maybe all this future tech is fascinating to you. Not like it matters either way, of course, because you won't be getting out of here unless you lay down a murder on someone.
      8. Wildcard! None of the above scratch your murder itch? Go wild and come up with your own setting!



    Downtime
      1. Excuse Me, Who Are You? You've just woken up in this weird place and you have no idea what's going on. But hey -- maybe this stranger's more informed than you. Or maybe you can put your heads together and investigate what's going on.
      2. Social Link Go! Well, if you're going to be stuck in here for however long, you might as well get to know the people stuck in here with you. You've got plenty of rooms to explore together and there's enough to do to keep you occupied. How do you plan on passing time without killing each other?
      3. Vending Machine Woes Somewhere in this place there's a mysterious vending machine that spits out all manner of bizarre items and occasionally dispenses items that belong to you and the other people trapped here. You've got a fat stack of tokens and nothing to lose.
      4. The Corners of My Mind So as it turns out, your lovely hosts have been fiddling with your memories. Maybe you're just discovering this now or maybe you've had a particularly upsetting memory regain you're dealing with.
      4. Wildcard! GO WILD AND BE FREE (or as free as you can be here, anyways)



    PUTTING THE MURDER IN MURDER GAME
      1. Motive Your mysterious overseer has decided there's not nearly enough murder going on and so they've ~helpfully~ given you a little push to do the deed. Maybe one of your loved ones is in danger, maybe they're offering more money than you could ever dream of or they're threatening to reveal your deepest darkest secrets. Whatever is it, would you kill for it?
      2. Murder WELL APPARENTLY, YES. Are you a killer or are you being killed? Either way, someone's not walking away from this alive.
      3. Body Discovery Rise and shine, murdergame! It's a brand new day and someone's dead. Better get investigating!
      4. Trial You know how this one goes. Line up all your evidence and sniff out the killer -- or sit there and sweat and hope no one works out you're the murderer. Will they go down with a confession or put up a fight?
      5. Afterparty You've survived another trial, but more of your friends have died. Even without the executions, trials are a stressful enough affair. It's time to destress and lick your wounds and support each other.
      6. Mastermind It's the end. It's time to uncover all the mysteries behind this murder game -- and find out just who trapped you here. Are they really an unconnected party, or is the mastermind someone among you...?
      7. Freedom Just as it says -- you're finally free, but at what cost? Have those you love been returned to you, or are you still reduced to just those who made it to the end? Are you on your own, or is anyone here to help you? And more importantly, how the hell are you going to get home?
      8. Wildcard YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO


    OPTIONAL FUN
      Lots of murdergames have in-universe public profiles for other characters to get the skinny on yours. If you'd like to fill one out to post with your toplevel, peep at the code below!



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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You're an idiot. I didn't kill you back then, what makes you think I'm gonna try and maybe-kill you now?
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't try to give the dagger back.
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cw: attempted suicide

[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Cuz we're both gonna find out.

[Hey Loki, ever see someone slit their own throat before? No wonder Clint had to psych himself up. But something unusual happens instead.

Oh, the blade cuts nice and clean just fine, slides into skin and along. There's no blood that spurts out. His neck doesn't become a sheet of blood. Clint does not start choking or bleeding out. When the dagger drops into the sand, there's only a slight sheen of red as the evidence that it punctured anything at all.

There's otherwise nothing there. No wound nor blemish.]
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reflex has Loki lurching forward to grab the dagger, eyes wide, but his mind is quick enough to stop the motion when he notices the distinct lack of blood. For a moment he thinks Clint faked it, that he isn't actually slitting his own throat. He crouches there frozen, practically on top of the human, as he watches the blade slice cleanly through the skin. It is clearly sunk into the skin, but no blood or even blemish follows in it's wake.

Without thinking he reaches forward to gently touch two fingers to Clint's neck where the cut should be.]
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's the strangest god damn sensation that he doesn't even react when Loki's touching him gently and basically sitting in his lap. His eyes are wide wide open, breaths ragged and stuttery and pulse in the veins and arteries that he's pretty sure he at least nicked pounding away wildly.

He opens his mouth to speak, but there's nothing that comes out. He clears his throat once, twice, makes a wheezing sound and coughs. What does eventually come is weak, but present.]


I don't recommend that.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki marvels at the smooth skin under his fingertips, the feel of Clint's throat bobbing as he clears his throat in an attempt at speech.]

So you felt it?
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Zero out of five stars. [Loki sure seems very close and tipsy and focused. Clint leans back just a little bit.] Not the most painful thing I've ever felt, but, uh. Definitely not nice. Good thing you keep your weapons so sharp.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is... [Noticing Clint's lean back, Loki shifts back to sit on his heels. Still close, but no longer in his lap.]

The question now is did you actually feel the pain, or did your body recreate the sensation because that's how it expected to feel?
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He hand scrabbles for the dagger, shoves it (flat) to Loki's chest along with a fistful of sand.]

Get existential on yourself if you want; that's way too deep for me.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki's hand comes up to stop the dagger from falling, the sand that came with it slipping through his fingers as he chuckles.]

Don't worry, I think that's enough experimentation for today.

[It disappears with a flash of green light.]
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clint flops back in the sand, one of his own hands coming up to feel at his neck, still not quite believing it.]

Not sorry to disappoint; you can't always get what you want.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I am intimately aware of that fact.

[Loki moves to lay down in the sand next to Clint. The sun a little lower in the evening sky fades from a beautiful gold to the swiftly approaching black of night.]

Would you like another drink?

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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yes I would. [Should he? No. But also, it probably doesn't even matter.] Can't believe you downed a bottle of absinthe, you maniac. Fuck your alien biology.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's green.[ Yes, that really is why he picked it.

Loki gets up, his inebriation showing in the less-than-graceful way he walks back to the bar. He's not stumbling by any stretch of the imagination, but there is something off about his gait.]


I should really learn some of your Midgardian cocktails rather than throwing things into a glass to see what tastes good together.

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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Learn some fruity sweet ones instead of just chugging down whatever. Teach yourself to be a bartender in the afterlife. [He laughs a little hysterically in the sand.] Sex on the beach!
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki quirks an eyebrow, playful smirk on his lips.]

Are you offering, Barton? I didn't think I was quite your type.
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a drink, you fuckass. Actual sex on an actual beach gets sand in way too many places you really don't want sand.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki laughs, a deep chortle that isn't too different from Thor's own loud laugh.]

Trust me, I am well aware of the discomfort associated with such an action. But are you saying the location is the only objection you have to the act? [He waggles his eyebrows, clearly teasing. Unless...]
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clint cranes himself back so he can see Loki in the faded dusk light.] Sex is pretty good, all told. Not real objectionable. [He is not sober, give him a minute.]
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even with present company as your partner?
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh- you? [Clint flops back down all the way in the sand and flips Loki off.] Those the kinda fantasies that get you off?
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-30 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Another hearty laugh, enough that Loki throws his head back.]

You wound me! I've heard from every partner that I am a very capable and satisfying lover.

And it's not as if you're unattractive.
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Death made you even crazier. I might not have murdered you, but we kind of hate each other.
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[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-12-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Never stopped me in the past. It can make things quite exciting, actually.
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[personal profile] brandingproblem 2022-12-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Gimmie my damn drink before I go back to the bourbon and puke it into the sea.

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