10th ♫ | we'll go to very distant lands

[torya]

 

TEXT ADVENTURE MEME

You are in a Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." You can't shake the feeling you might have seen this one somewhere before...

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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Comments

[kurechin]

Your name is KUREHA TSUBAKI and you are VERY TIRED.

You and NINTEEN OTHER PEOPLE have been taken from your homes by a MONOCHROMATIC SHITBEAR who calls himself MONOBEAR. Trapped in a HOTEL that he claims to be the MANAGER of, you are being forced to take part in a MUTUAL KILLING GAME.

It has been SOME TIME since you were trapped here. How many WEEKS has it been again?

-> ONE
TWO
THREE

[dereban]

> Two.