51st ♫ | make up and dress up

[eudemonics]

You know exactly what we're here for you fucking sinners

1 Post a toplevel with some images of your characters -- be sure to link images and make sure to indicate for any NSFW.
2 Check out other characters on the meme
3 Tag around. Are they hot? Are they not? Rate them out of 10? Tell them if you'd smash that booty like a dropped plate??? THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

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μ | The Caligula Effect

[eudemonics]

[ an innocent anime character reference, some tittylicious official art and then MAXIMUM NSFW LEWDS for your perusal ]

[ladiesfirst]

10!! No, 100!!! 1,000!!!!

[eruna please calm your tits]

[eudemonics]

Oh! Thank you! Eheh, you're so nice!

You're very cute too! Um, should I give you a number as well?

[ladiesfirst]

Yes, please grace me with a number, your beautiful benevolence!!

[eudemonics]

A higher number is better, isn't it? So, um... what's the top number on the scale we're using?

[ladiesfirst]

The unaware would tell you 10, but it's actually 1,000, because cute girls require a much larger number to scale them with.

[Eruna...]

Yuuri Wakasa | School-Live!

[serrata]

[ cute casual clothes, and cute pajamas, and cute underwear and C U T E N U D E S ]

[sarcaskick]

[ His head tilts one way... then the other... then back to the first side... then the other again... each time his expression changes from something thoughtful and intrigued, to something akin to frustration or disappointment. ]

... Yeah, I think I'm going to have to sit right on the middle with a five.

[ charming ]

[serrata]

[ you know, as much as she doesn't want to be rated by anyone she finds herself bristling anyway, just a bit. ]

Then did you really have to take so long staring me down like that?

[sarcaskick]

You should never rush such an important judgment, don't you think?

[ As if this is actually important.

As if a single word out of his mouth can be assumed to be genuine. ]

La Culebra | OC

[snayfabe]

[Six foot ten of solid snakeperson muscle. Friend to all children, foe to all evildoers.]

[zweihandler]

Holy FUCK.

[ thus spake Erina Estival, she of no goddamn filter whatsoever ]

Do you think you could lift me?

[snayfabe]

[ By way of answer, La Culebra picks Erina up and hosts her up onto her shoulders, as if she were an adorable child. ]

[zweihandler]

[ hHHHHHH

rip in rest, erina estival, expired on the spot from sheer thirst. ]

Holy shit! [ eloquence! ] Ten out of ten. I'm so tall. Fuck. A HUNDRED out of ten!

[snayfabe]

[And back down you go.]

Your kind words do me a great honor.

Erina Estival | OC

[zweihandler]

[ she's just here to oogle cute girls but sure, why not ]

[therightsword]

Objectively speaking, at least an eight point eight.

[zweihandler]

[ In a hoarse whisper: ] Zuri, that's gay.

[ ]

Now you have to explain your score. In excruciating detail.

[therightsword]

I refrained from deducting points for personality. Going exclusively by looks, you're in the top five out of a class of thirty. I based the number on that, then adjusted it for various personal preferences.

[zweihandler]

[ . . . ]

How many points would you've taken off for personality?

[ erina this isn't a question you want to hear the answer to ]

[therightsword]

Maybe you should just be glad that, by this measure, you're above the 5.0 average.

[zweihandler]

Oh, come on. You can't just drop that on me and then leave me hanging. I'm dying, Zee. C'mon. You gotta tell me.

[therightsword]

I was going to say you were a 4.8, but I'm lowering it to a 4.7 for calling me Zee again.

[zweihandler]

[ Erina fucking SQUAWKS ]

4.7?! Are you fucking with me?! What the shit is wrong with my personality?

[ ... screams Erina, demonstrating exactly what is wrong with her personality. ]

[therightsword]

4.6.

[zweihandler]

I bet you think you're real fucking funny, don't you.

[therightsword]

This is why I gave the objective answer first. You could have just accepted it as a compliment and we'd be on our way by now.

[zweihandler]

The day I pick the easy option is the day I die like a dog.

[therightsword]

You know, sometimes easy options are there for a reason. Society is built on developing easier ways to do things.

[ladiesfirst]

[what a coincidence, so is Eruna Ichinomiya, who is giving her fellow cute girl observer a thumbs up and a sign reading "100 out of 10"]

[zweihandler]

Oh, shit, you're really cute.

[ said so matter-of-factly. what a charmer. ]

[ladiesfirst]

Not as cute as you, beautiful~!

[She even finger-guns as she says it.]

[zweihandler]

Oh my god, and you're a dork.

[ But she doesn't sound displeased. ]

Do lines like that actually even work?

[ladiesfirst]

Why don't you tell me... over a romantic, candlelit dinner this evening, together with me?

[wink]

mercury black || rwby

[sarcaskick]

[ he knows that he's hot shit

...

and he doesn't give a damn who don't agree ]

Spike Spiegel | Cowboy Bebop

[menarefrom]

[ my art also mine but boners smoking isn't cool he's best in motion but i don't have many gifs ]

Maya Fey | Ace Attorney

[missleadingquestions]

[ official she makes a good mermaid and gerudo too seriously when isn't she cute ]

Pyrrha Nikos | RWBY

[tokencanadian]

[Here she is, here she is suplexing a guy into the dirt, here she is being cute, aND HERE SHE IS WITH SHORT HAIR]

[justwatchmeburn]

How is this even a question? Hot. 11/10.

[rnjr]

... Am I supposed to check you for a fever?

[ Is he just making a very innocent but not terribly funny joke

or

is he genuinely missing the point?

...

Who knows, Lie Ren everybody ]

Samata Mahto | OC

[tomatowizard]

[I actually commissioned some art of her tho so take a look?]

Lúcio Correia dos Santos | Overwatch

[timetogetdown]

[Classic Lucio, shirtless Lucio, and This is stupid Lucio.]

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch

[jetsetwitch]

[This is what Akane looks like and then maybe if you wanted something marginally more racy.]

Finn | Star Wars

[cameupshort]

[There he is, and there, I can't think of a clever way to introduce these but here's the only remotely racy one I could find.]