51st ♫ | make up and dress up

[eudemonics]

You know exactly what we're here for you fucking sinners

1 Post a toplevel with some images of your characters -- be sure to link images and make sure to indicate for any NSFW.
2 Check out other characters on the meme
3 Tag around. Are they hot? Are they not? Rate them out of 10? Tell them if you'd smash that booty like a dropped plate??? THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

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Erina Estival | OC

[zweihandler]

[ she's just here to oogle cute girls but sure, why not ]

[therightsword]

Objectively speaking, at least an eight point eight.

[zweihandler]

[ In a hoarse whisper: ] Zuri, that's gay.

[ ]

Now you have to explain your score. In excruciating detail.

[therightsword]

I refrained from deducting points for personality. Going exclusively by looks, you're in the top five out of a class of thirty. I based the number on that, then adjusted it for various personal preferences.

[zweihandler]

[ . . . ]

How many points would you've taken off for personality?

[ erina this isn't a question you want to hear the answer to ]

[therightsword]

Maybe you should just be glad that, by this measure, you're above the 5.0 average.

[zweihandler]

Oh, come on. You can't just drop that on me and then leave me hanging. I'm dying, Zee. C'mon. You gotta tell me.

[therightsword]

I was going to say you were a 4.8, but I'm lowering it to a 4.7 for calling me Zee again.

[zweihandler]

[ Erina fucking SQUAWKS ]

4.7?! Are you fucking with me?! What the shit is wrong with my personality?

[ ... screams Erina, demonstrating exactly what is wrong with her personality. ]

[therightsword]

4.6.

[zweihandler]

I bet you think you're real fucking funny, don't you.

[therightsword]

This is why I gave the objective answer first. You could have just accepted it as a compliment and we'd be on our way by now.

[zweihandler]

The day I pick the easy option is the day I die like a dog.

[therightsword]

You know, sometimes easy options are there for a reason. Society is built on developing easier ways to do things.

[ladiesfirst]

[what a coincidence, so is Eruna Ichinomiya, who is giving her fellow cute girl observer a thumbs up and a sign reading "100 out of 10"]

[zweihandler]

Oh, shit, you're really cute.

[ said so matter-of-factly. what a charmer. ]

[ladiesfirst]

Not as cute as you, beautiful~!

[She even finger-guns as she says it.]

[zweihandler]

Oh my god, and you're a dork.

[ But she doesn't sound displeased. ]

Do lines like that actually even work?

[ladiesfirst]

Why don't you tell me... over a romantic, candlelit dinner this evening, together with me?

[wink]