53rd ♫ | isn't plain old sweetness just so dull?

[mytarget]

i'm really sorry i couldn't find any cute anime girl gifs that properly illustrated this concept

WITCHES & WEREWOLVES AU POST

BECAUSE WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT ON PLURK SO LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

i can edit in some prompts if you guys need direction but LET'S JUST FOR NOW ASSUME A NICE FANTASY SETTING WHERE WITCHES AND WEREWOOFS ARE HAPPENING AND JUST FOLLOW OUR GAY LITTLE HEARTS

Comments

[notyourrookie]

[Wash huffs and gives Church another scritch in the vague direction of his ears.]

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to wake up to find the kitchen looking like an episode of CSI.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Mmmmmmmmmyeah. But it means the kitchen gets cleaned way more often than like any other kitchen in town. Fuckin' spotless.

[notyourrookie]

You're talking like this is a bad thing. Why do you hate not living in a pit?

[motherfucking_ghost]

's not a bad thing! I just think you make too big a deal over a little blood.

[notyourrookie]

I don't want to risk the smell drawing more shifters to the house.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Wow. I don't reek that badly. And it's not like I leave carcasses in the room! I'm very housebroken thank you.

[notyourrookie]

Better safe than sorry. I want to avoid that kind of fight.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah yeah, you're not the only one. [He nuzzles against Wash with a contented, fluffy huff.] I'd probably be dead without you making sure I don't fuck myself up to death.

[notyourrookie]

[He gives a soft laugh.]

I try my best. I just worry, y'know?

[motherfucking_ghost]

You just shouldn't have to is all.

[notyourrookie]

I want to. I want us to be safe.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[His tail flops around a couple of times in restless thought.] Not much about being a wolf that's safe.

[notyourrookie]

Not much about being a soldier that's safe either. But we can keep the risk down. We just need to be careful.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm trying.

...Maybe not as well as I could be.

[notyourrookie]

[Wash rolls over, squirming beneath Church, until he can look up and meet the wolf's eyes.]

You're doing great. I know you're trying. If I could go out with you, i would.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I mean...you probably could. I'd have to go slower, but you'd be protection for my dumb ass.

[notyourrookie]

I don't want to intrude on your canine fun time in the woods.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Psh, you just don't wanna have to see me piss on a tree like Fido.

[notyourrookie]

I've seen you piss on trees like yourself so it doesn't bother me dumbass.

[motherfucking_ghost]

No, I bet it doesn't. Trust me, I'm even more impressive when I'm big enough to eat you, my dear.

[notyourrookie]

Mmmm, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?