56th ♫ | There'll be hell to pay when morning comes

[mytarget]

y'all know what this meme is about

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Enna

[nocawsforconcern]

1: It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of grog, I don’t need to see yours.

2: My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight.

3: We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky.

4: [text her!]

3.

[swanmayhem]

That's his own fault. He should not have grabbed me there if he didn't want to be hit.

Erina Estival | OC

[zweihandler]

1.Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
2. i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
3: vommed in the sink and didn't realize until i was done that my bra was in there so that's my morning
4: w-w-w-WILDCARD

Yuuri Wakasa | School-Live!

[serrata]

1. I'm sitting at a bagel shop, hungover, wearing a princess crown and a sweater that isn't mine. It's not one of my finest moments.
2. I woke up this morning next to the laptop with Google search results for "how to put out a fire." I'm very scared to turn around.
3. Do any of you know who mailed me a set of business cards describing my profession as "tortured soul"?
4. wow wildcard

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[stitch_in_time]

If the search was actually relevant you'd probably be able to tell immediately, whichever way you were facing.

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[daughterofthemark]

Rii-san! You must be more positive! Even hung over, you are still a princess!

Ardyn Tenmyouji | FFXV | Airlocked CRAU

[burninglight]

[1] currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me

[2] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

[3] No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.

[4] wildcard

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[stitch_in_time]

Food waste, recycling, or landfill? I need specifics.

[serrata]

"hiding" or "stuck" in an upside down garbage can?

The Doctor | Doctor Who

[stitch_in_time]

1.) What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.

2.) I'm having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult.

3.) What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft?

4.) [wildcard me]

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[demonbloodblade]

Accusations of being a Scotsman looking for a cheap date?

leonard fuckboy lucis churchum

[motherfucking_ghost]

1. I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS

2. "YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple

3. I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

4. I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

Penny Polendina | RWBY

[in4apounding]

1.) Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.

2.) She started crying because the Rugrats grew up.

3.) He asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "You know why!" and ran outside with said gnome.

4.) [wildcard!]

Otoha Kurata | Original

[abenoshutup]

A: But on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!

B: What's your currently declared sexuality, for my bingo card?

C: Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at people's cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.

D: (text her!)

B

[infestedcouncilpresident]

My sexuality is "Boys are stupid and gross".

Kohaku Yuhara | Original

[infestedcouncilpresident]

1: I have seen more male genitalia at this party than I ever want to see in my entire life.
2: i have a glowsitck. gkoesyick. GLOWSTCK. glowsticj. FUCK IT ALL. G L O W S T I C K
3: Did you clean my apartment?
4: All I have in my bag is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
5: [Or text her!]

Bai Lin | OC

[fistsofchange]

1: you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
2: this is a drunk text message: I am so glad that we are friends. tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. we both love dogs. flower.
3: How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
4: i out mim tonsoeep
5: [Or text her!]

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[demonbloodblade]

Not really a good way unless you want to use language he might not understand.
Like, "Sir, I wish to apply my lips to your phallus, and apply them most vigorously."

Or, you know, drink a lot with him and let him have it.

Rafael "Superego" Cardenas | OC

[psychicshell]

1: Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
2: I am not saying you are stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking.
3: A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
4: ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
5: [Or text him!]

Meliantha | OC

[demonbloodblade]

1. When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying

2. What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.

3. Just because you got dumped by some loser doesnt mean you need religion. It just means you need better friends and some booze

4. The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.

5. (text her.)

Courtney "King" Barker | OC

[silentmonarch]

1: Do you ever just admire your boobs?
2: For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
3: I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
4: DRUNK COOKIES
5: [Or text him/her!]

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[demonbloodblade]

Not much to admire, dammit.

Luna-Terra | Heaven Will Be Mine

[the_ghost]

1. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

2. I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem

3. Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck pilots!"

4. admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea

5. I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

Sonja Klee | Fallen London OC | OTA

[theosophomoric]

1. These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.

2. DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD

3. Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

4. Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.

Kit September | OC (nWoD Changeling)

[technobek]

1. No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

2. Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.

3. My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

4. since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

Maki Nishikino | Love Live! | ota

[nandemonai]

1) Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

2) I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

3) You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.

4) Doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing... Actually, no, it's embarrassing on all accounts

5) You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.

6) [text her! misfires welcome!]