59th ♫ | somewhere faraway and never to return

[mytarget]

THE FGO MEME
(aka the "I want to play in Fateverse but every time i try and keep the holy grail war rules straight in my head i just burst into tears" meme)

OPTIONS:

1. THE LAST MASTER OF CHALDEA!!!! listen, someone needs to be Gudako around here
2. Have your character summoned as a Heroic Spirit!!! You can either AU them as a specific mythological figure OR if you can fudge it, have your character themselves summoned as a Heroic Spirit! HOW EXCITING.
3. MAYBE A DEMI-SERVANT?? fgo isn't complete without kouhai

PROMPT IDEAS:

1. SLICE OF LIFE BULLSHIT IN CHALDEA. honestly keeping up with the chaldeans is a hit sitcom waiting to happen as it is.
2. SINGULARITY SHENANIGANS!! there's like, seven of them, go hog wild and have some adventures
3. oh i didn't think up enough to fill out this list. OH WELL.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT VERSION IS:

- Post a toplevel with the AU deets of your character and whatever you're hankering to play
- Tag around
- HAVE A GOOD TIME

Comments

[escardos]

Come ooonnn...

[ he disappears from his spot and reappears behind foreigner, hovering lazily over his shoulder. like an annoying fly, perhaps, if they were connected to the horrific and ignorant creator of the universe.

they are definitely capable of taking themselves to the room if necessary, but they can't help but take some fun in the other man's distress. ]

Isn't it boring....eating all by yourself? [ there's a long pause, as if considering something. dreaming. ] You need some friends....let's be friends!

[ohrlyeh]

I like eating by myself.

[There's nothing like it! No social interaction! No awkward conversations! Just him and his food. He lets out a noise as he feels the other's presence behind him, and he reaches up with a hand, biting at his nails as he tries to up his pace down the hallway. A couple of servants chatting give him and the other Foreigner looks. It makes his skin itch.]

No...please...I don't want friends...leave me be...

[escardos]

That's...boring....

[ this foreigner is so boring, flat thinks. how could his children be so dull? and yet, they have so much fun watching them struggle, watching them writhe in anxiety. it is not sadism that fuels them, but an actual, childlike glee. ]

We're...family...aren't we? That's what...it tells me...in its dreams...come ooonnn...

[ohrlyeh]

Even if you're family, I don't w-want to see you.

[He's so uncomfortable, deep down into the bones he actually doesn't have. He turns the corner, hoping to lose Flat somehow, make it back to his room in time.]

I abandoned that life a long...long time ago. Please...I will not be roped up into your...plans.