59th ♫ | somewhere faraway and never to return

[mytarget]

THE FGO MEME
(aka the "I want to play in Fateverse but every time i try and keep the holy grail war rules straight in my head i just burst into tears" meme)

OPTIONS:

1. THE LAST MASTER OF CHALDEA!!!! listen, someone needs to be Gudako around here
2. Have your character summoned as a Heroic Spirit!!! You can either AU them as a specific mythological figure OR if you can fudge it, have your character themselves summoned as a Heroic Spirit! HOW EXCITING.
3. MAYBE A DEMI-SERVANT?? fgo isn't complete without kouhai

PROMPT IDEAS:

1. SLICE OF LIFE BULLSHIT IN CHALDEA. honestly keeping up with the chaldeans is a hit sitcom waiting to happen as it is.
2. SINGULARITY SHENANIGANS!! there's like, seven of them, go hog wild and have some adventures
3. oh i didn't think up enough to fill out this list. OH WELL.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT VERSION IS:

- Post a toplevel with the AU deets of your character and whatever you're hankering to play
- Tag around
- HAVE A GOOD TIME

Comments

kaiko minaru | oc

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ when you've already got a fate/au writeup post just for memes like this

tl;dr Avenger, but having too much fun with the "living well is the best revenge" philosophy to actively edgelord most of the time. cheerful prankster who likes bullying people. can also be summoned as a Caster (less mean/trolly but also more distant) or a Berserker (her Madness Enhancement involves the compulsion to disobey/self-sabotage regardless of how well she likes her master, though, so...)

or she can be a master, I'm flexible and down for just about anything :3c I'd love to play her off of other Avengers/"monsters" though!!! ]

Ardyn Izunia | Final Fantasy XV

[scourgingstars]

[frankly he qualifies for everything but mostly avenger or a strangely lucid berserker. ruler for prologue version if that's your thing.]

Hibiki Kuze | devil survivor 2: record breaker

[shinetagonist]

[Can make a very good Master, but if you're in the mood for Servant hijinks can be summoned as a Rider or Caster - unless you wanna go Administrator ending then you get Ruler or Foreigner.]

Bryn Pendragon | OC

[draconite]

[ Probably no good as a Master, but if you summon her, you'll get a pretty good Lancer on your side, or mostly lucid Berserker. Or if you want to go full Tragic Bad End you can summon her as an Avenger who can't talk at all and is literally just here to kill things and be sad.

Lancer/Berserker True Name is Brynhilde Pendragon, Avenger True Name is Wagner. ]

Yuri | Doki Doki Literature Club

[impurifies]

[ Guess what this one CAN be a Master. Honestly Master Yuri is just... canon Yuri... but ported into FGO. Honestly, she's probably kind of diggin it a little.

Servant is way more fun though!!! Instead of being summoned as herself, she's summoned as Persephone. You get three variants with this cos it's my meme and I do what I want.

Kore who's a Caster and basically Persephone Lily, who's in line with Yuri's canon personality. She's much more on the support side of things and her powers revolve around healing and buffing.

Persephone who's a Rider. Still pretty in line with canon Yuri's personality but more confident since she's yknow goddess of the Underworld.

Then there's Ruler Class Persephone who comes from a Lostbelt where Hades got taken out somehow and now Persephone runs the Underworld. IT'S... NOT GOIN GREAT BUT SHE'S FINE. Basically the "Act 2 Yuri" option. ]

Anna Fugo | GRANBELM

[emberserker]

[She doesn't work as well as a Master here than in a regular HGW meme, but Berserker, Rider (complete with giant robot) or a low-stat Caster work fine. Be prepared for insufferable ranting and ojou antics.]

let's go wiiiiiiiith lancer and sol

[bigcore]

Do not steal.

[Generally, Foreigners aren't supposed to make sense, right? At least that's what the overall consensus is for why this one is constantly spouting non sequiturs and speaks in a weirdly disaffected tone. She's also got... a camera? She probably picked it up somewhere, but either way, she's aiming it at Bryn.]

Your eye is left and my eye is right. Does that mean we make up a whole face?

[draconite]

Oh, do you think?

[ Bryn beams at her and lifts a hand to touch the rose blooming out of her eye. ]

We'd be a bit lopsided though, no? I don't think the left and the right would exactly match...

Kirei Kotomine | Fate/stay night

[blackmass]

[caster, assassin, or a weird fucking avenger]

Sofia Sinclair | OC

[kratistos]

[ Servant Archer, who wields a cool sword because this class can wield them for some reason. Her Noble Phantasms would be her War Skin (stat enhancer and main weapon with cannons, also allows her to fight Berserkers in close quarters for a short time), Endless Hollow (a sword that functions kind of like Excalibur Morgan) ]

[bigcore]

[Tita pokes at her own eyepatch. This is just what people do here, right?]

Hmm, guess you're right. But maybe some aliens have two mouths. Two noses. Probably.

lmk if this is okay!

[bought]

[ Chaldea's kitchen is big enough for plenty of servants. Saber Raphtalia eats a hearty meal, ears twitching happily. ]

Sofia-san! Come join me!

Ren Amamiya | Persona 5

[le_mat]

[Is a very loving Master. And as a Servant is usually an Archer or Assassin... but does have an Alter that can be an Avenger or Foreigner ]

[le_mat]

(Hmmm, you want a Master or some Servant v Servant hijinks?)

James Moriarty | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[I mean.

Here's Crime Grandpa for all of your 'did you start another goddamn event you shitty old man' needs!!

Also please consider if you know the EoR's well enough, Shinjuku time. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO FALL FROM THE SKY AND BE CAUGHT BY A SHADY OLD MAN AND PARACHUTE DOWN INTO A FOREVER NIGHT CITY WHERE PEOPLE CONTINUALLY TRY TO BLOW EACH OTHER UP? WELL NOW YOU CAN

Archer, obviously! Or we can do weird time shenanigans look I don't care just hit me up]

Tsolmon Avagnar | Final Fantasy XIV (WoL) | OTA

[xaela]

[Always some sort of Servant since hero of world(s) and all that.

Can either be Assassin, Berserker (although a very lucid one) or Foreigner due to... reasons. Initially very awkward and stoneface, but will open up and reveal that she's lowkey a gremlin though also very caring. Can and will eat anything she can get her hands on, and is also very much a drain on mana.]

flat escardos | fate/strange fake

[escardos]

[ foreigner! he met the idiot blind god azathoth during a dream and is now linked with it. he can either be an ally (rather annoying one, but good for debuffing and crits) or an antagonist that...has the best intentions at heart.

somewhat.

he is, most of the time, asleep. ]

Re: Sofia Sinclair | OC

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

[ Rita Mordio, servant Caster, is not a typical elemental wizard. Her mysterious Blastia can grant special abilities she insistently calls 'Artes' to whoever wields them. But given that, so far, the few she's created she refuses to trust even Gudako with...

Well, she's probably in when the time comes to run a singularity, at least? But for now, she's in Chaldea's library, poking at her smartphone. No, she isn't telling where she got one from. Or how it's functioning. Or any of that. ]

Oh, hey. What brings you here, Archer?

H.P. Lovecraft | Bungo Stray Dogs

[ohrlyeh]

[Foreigner Doesn't want to be here. An anxious tall and incredible narcoleptic goth man who hates crowds and wants to sleep and may or may not have a bunch of tentacles up his sleeves.]

[Mess with him, though, and you may be biting off more than you can chew (he's not too bad, honestly, even if he is a big weirdo). Makes good balloon dachsunds.]

Tita Nium | Otomedius

[bigcore]

[Foreigner or possibly Rider if you want her to have her Ride Viper. A weird... person? who appeared in an invasion of creatures from space (???), but was persuaded to defect to the side of good, bringing alien tech and/or magic with her. Now she just kind of loafs around being an inscrutable gremlin, fighting with laser pillars from nowhere and a bunch of attack drones she may or may not have stolen the blueprints for. She really just wants friends.

Also may or may not be able to turn into a giant eyeball. It's unclear.]

im here to make your life hell

[escardos]

Hellooooo....

[ the drowsy voice comes...from flat, who hovers dangerously close to him, eyes closed. it looks and sounds like he's sleeping, actually--because they are.

the cafeteria is rather empty for once, all the servants having gotten their meals. foreigner, however, was still there for a reason. ]

I overslept...can you take me back to my room.....

[ to make his fellow foreigner's life a little more horrible. ]

i'm so glad

[ohrlyeh]

Ah...a-ah...

[This is...not good.]

[Foreigner doesn't like this. He came here specifically at the end of lunch to avoid people on purpose. Just get his food and leave. What he didn't expect is for anyone to linger.]

[What he especially didn't expect is for this person to linger.]

[The Servant shakes his head, backing away. Maybe it was best to just leave. He has no words for this child-that-is-not-a-child.]

Sorry. Wrong...wrong room...

[He's trying to make his retreat, which consists of shuffling the direction where he came.]

[escardos]

Come ooonnn...

[ he disappears from his spot and reappears behind foreigner, hovering lazily over his shoulder. like an annoying fly, perhaps, if they were connected to the horrific and ignorant creator of the universe.

they are definitely capable of taking themselves to the room if necessary, but they can't help but take some fun in the other man's distress. ]

Isn't it boring....eating all by yourself? [ there's a long pause, as if considering something. dreaming. ] You need some friends....let's be friends!

manaka sajyou | fate/prototype

[immaculacies]

( Local ex-Beast summoned as a Saver because I do what I want. Either the Mad Enhancement EX version or a relatively more sane one are fine. )

[ohrlyeh]

I like eating by myself.

[There's nothing like it! No social interaction! No awkward conversations! Just him and his food. He lets out a noise as he feels the other's presence behind him, and he reaches up with a hand, biting at his nails as he tries to up his pace down the hallway. A couple of servants chatting give him and the other Foreigner looks. It makes his skin itch.]

No...please...I don't want friends...leave me be...