59th ♫ | somewhere faraway and never to return

[mytarget]

THE FGO MEME
(aka the "I want to play in Fateverse but every time i try and keep the holy grail war rules straight in my head i just burst into tears" meme)

OPTIONS:

1. THE LAST MASTER OF CHALDEA!!!! listen, someone needs to be Gudako around here
2. Have your character summoned as a Heroic Spirit!!! You can either AU them as a specific mythological figure OR if you can fudge it, have your character themselves summoned as a Heroic Spirit! HOW EXCITING.
3. MAYBE A DEMI-SERVANT?? fgo isn't complete without kouhai

PROMPT IDEAS:

1. SLICE OF LIFE BULLSHIT IN CHALDEA. honestly keeping up with the chaldeans is a hit sitcom waiting to happen as it is.
2. SINGULARITY SHENANIGANS!! there's like, seven of them, go hog wild and have some adventures
3. oh i didn't think up enough to fill out this list. OH WELL.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT VERSION IS:

- Post a toplevel with the AU deets of your character and whatever you're hankering to play
- Tag around
- HAVE A GOOD TIME

Comments

Jailbreak | OC | OTA

[nor_iron_bars]

[DO YOU WANT OPTIONS 'CAUSE WE GOT OPTIONS.]

[Trashy, trashy crime options.]

[Whether you want a traditional Grail War or this absolute disaster showing up in Chaldea, there's always the possibility that Jail's gleeful notoriety finally 1. got her killed and 2. got her summoned. Can be called forth as a Rider (Noble Phantasm includes bizarre magical car she will not let you drive), Caster (time for mad magic science), or if you're very unlucky an Archer (SHE DID NOT NEED INDEPENDENT ACTION WHO DECIDED THIS). Either way, she's definitely thoroughly enjoying having a body again, probably via someone else's money.]

[Alternately, could make a very unconventional Master or a demi-Servant merged with the mythological Daedalus. In the latter case, she definitely did it on purpose just to see if she could, and is not at all sorry.]

[theyellowsky]

[Daisy isn't sure about this whole Master thing, but she also hasn't been sure of anything in her entire life. Definitely not of what one of the Servants around here has been doing with the kitchen gadgets.]

Uh... Rider? That was a toaster oven before, right? Don't we kinda need that?

[nor_iron_bars]

[She was against the idea of letting someone tell her what to do for about five seconds, until she found out that Chaldea's Master was a cute girl. Then she was completely okay with it.]

[...it didn't actually mean that she followed her summoner's commands, but she was okay with her giving the commands, at least. It's still an improvement over the alternative, probably.]

Nah, it's fine. [Rider grins and waves a hand dismissively.] It's totally still a toaster, see?

[She holds the work in progress up for inspection. It certainly does appear to be roughly the same shape as a toaster oven, something that you could open up and put some food in... but there also appear to be a lot of strange new dials and miscellaneous slots that don't appear to open into anything, and she's not done adding more.]

It's just some other things now, too. Nothing to worry about.

[Something inside one of the slots is glowing.]

[theyellowsky]

I mean, you say that, but it's kinda hard not to worry sometimes... I hope that's not radioactive or something.

[nor_iron_bars]

[She pauses, looks thoughtful for a moment, and waggles a hand noncommittally.]

Eeehh... define "radioactive". [That's very reassuring.] It ain't nuclear.