59th ♫ | somewhere faraway and never to return

[mytarget]

THE FGO MEME
(aka the "I want to play in Fateverse but every time i try and keep the holy grail war rules straight in my head i just burst into tears" meme)

OPTIONS:

1. THE LAST MASTER OF CHALDEA!!!! listen, someone needs to be Gudako around here
2. Have your character summoned as a Heroic Spirit!!! You can either AU them as a specific mythological figure OR if you can fudge it, have your character themselves summoned as a Heroic Spirit! HOW EXCITING.
3. MAYBE A DEMI-SERVANT?? fgo isn't complete without kouhai

PROMPT IDEAS:

1. SLICE OF LIFE BULLSHIT IN CHALDEA. honestly keeping up with the chaldeans is a hit sitcom waiting to happen as it is.
2. SINGULARITY SHENANIGANS!! there's like, seven of them, go hog wild and have some adventures
3. oh i didn't think up enough to fill out this list. OH WELL.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT VERSION IS:

- Post a toplevel with the AU deets of your character and whatever you're hankering to play
- Tag around
- HAVE A GOOD TIME

Comments

[draconite]

Yes, the teevee!

[ She's so proud of herself for remembering what it's called, even if her pronunciation is, uh... interesting. ]

What other sorts of things have you been watching on it?

[bigcore]

Whatever they have on. Did you know they have a whole channel just selling things? Bunch of jewelry and makeup. Vitamins too. Three easy payments. Dunno what's easy about it, though.

[draconite]

The teevee is only one way, isn't it? The people on the other side can't hear you... so how exactly would they know what you were planning to buy?

[ Her brow furrows in thought for a second, but then she brightens again. ]

Ah, I know! You'd simply need to phone them, isn't that right?

[bigcore]

Uh-huh. They have a number on the bottom. Think people'd get mad if we bought stuff, though? Probably.

[draconite]

Perhaps, perhaps not... but what would we buy it with to begin with? I don't think Master has any money...

[bigcore]

Huh, yeahhh. But the budget around here has to come from somewhere, right? Money doesn't grow on the mountain.

[draconite]

So, someone here has some money... it just isn't Master...

[ Uh oh. She's officially Thinking About It. ]

Maybe it's the Director? They're the one running everything, after all!

[bigcore]

Where the food comes from. Wonder how much it pays. Why don't we get paid?

[draconite]

That's an excellent question, Foreigner!

[ Dear god. she's getting all riled up. Look what you've done, Tita. ]

Why don't we get paid?! We work just as hard as anyone else does around here!

[bigcore]

Yeah! All work and no pay. Go on strike? Maybe ask them why first. Not sure how to go on strike.