63rd ♫ | were you really so unhappy? was your life just unlucky?

[mytarget]

 THE TRUTH OR DARE MEME



How this works:
-It's a big game of truth or dare! Throw up a top level for your character and other people tag in to be issued with a question or a dare
-Tag around, ask for truth dare from everyone else!
- Want to opt out of a dare or a question? WELL THERE'S SOME HOT SAUCE SHOTS WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM
- Shenanigans

Comments

Ardyn Tenmyouji-Church | FFXV+Airlocked CRAU

[burninglight]

[serrata]

It's almost unfair for you to play this, you know. Not having any sense of shame is technically cheating.

[burninglight]

As is being transparently honest whenever possible. A shame, but I'm here regardless. It would be terrible to waste the opportunity.

[serrata]

Then I suppose I'll just have to try even harder to embarrass you. I'm sure it's what you'd want.

Truth or dare?

[burninglight]

Hm...truth. In my terribly old age I'm finding potential acrobatics or any other madness you could come up with as a dare a bit beyond me.

[serrata]

Oh, of course. The last thing we'd want is to put any pressure on your withering old bones.

Well then... what's the worst blunder you've made since getting here? Socially, I mean. I refuse you believe you haven't embarrassed yourself in front of the locals by now.

[burninglight]

I don't know what you're talking about. I am perfectly adapted to modern society in such a world.

...Luscinia, however, has gotten several alarmed stares from her habitual pilfering of any available fruit when my back is turned. That poor child, how could I have raised her so wrong?

[serrata]

[ deadpan: ]

I'm sure the influence of her criminal fathers and the multiple other criminals who've had a hand in raising her had absolutely nothing to do with it.

[burninglight]

Of course not, wherever would you get a mad idea like that?

[serrata]

Well, you hear rumors, don't you? About how the children of delinquents grow up to be delinquents themselves. But obviously, it's nonsense. After all, Ruu-chan and I are perfectly well behaved.

Junpei might be a lost cause, though.

[burninglight]

Junpei's been a lost cause since the day we met him. You and your dear sister are, however, perfect and utterly without flaw.

[serrata]

Of course, of course. Even her teachers have been saying it. Did I ever tell you about that? Her homeroom teacher can't stop singing her praises.

[ preen, preen. yuuri won't rest until everyone in Japan loves her baby sister just as much as she does. ]

[burninglight]

I'm thrilled to hear it. Heavens forbid her father need to step in and have a word with the faculty otherwise, hm?

[tenimuho]

Truth or dare?

[Did they play this in deadland when Ardyn was there...]

[burninglight]

...Truth.

[tenimuho]

Of all the people who call you 'dad', which one is your favorite?

[Going there.]

[burninglight]

Now, I care for them all perfectly equally and would never dream of legitimately favoring one over the rest.




But it's Yuuri.

[tenimuho]

I won't tell the rest.

[No promises if they're hanging out here, though.]

Truth for me.

[burninglight]

Hm...same question. There's not many other people who get what it's like having so many kids running about.

[tenimuho]

I love all of them equally.

But if I had to pick, Sakura. She's the one I found first.

[Also the youngest and the only girl.]

[burninglight]

Fair enough reasoning, I think.

It's funny--well, in the sort of way that things aren't all that funny, really. My...'in my last relationship', I suppose one would say, there were times when we'd talk about having children. When things became less chaotic...no, in some imagined future where they ever could be. I don't think even she could have ever foreseen anything like this.

...Sorry, sorry; that was a bit depressing, wasn't it? I always get terribly nostalgic when everyone's gathered like this.

[tenimuho]

I don't mind. I've heard truth or dare with me is always depressing.

[Usually for answers he doesn't realize are terrible until it's pointed out to him.]

[burninglight]

Mm, I imagine most truths I could tell would be absolutely horrendous party conversation.

[tenimuho]

Never have I ever seems just as bad. I'm not sure why people get upset about some of my answers, but apparently they're not good party conversation either.

[surrecta]

[A small childe is scooting up to you, Ardyn. Ruu-chan is here... on a mission.

...But it's a game and there's a way these things go.]

Um... Um, um, um... Truth or dare?