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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Yuuri Wakasa ✉ School-Live!

[serrata]

1. I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not going to matter if we can't find you in the morning.

2. I'm sitting at a bagel shop, hungover, wearing a princess crown and a sweater that isn't mine. It's not one of my finest moments.

3. Do any of you know who mailed me a set of business cards describing my profession as "tortured soul"?

4. I woke up this morning next to the laptop with Google search results for "how to put out a fire." I'm very scared to turn around.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[cameupshort]

My first instinct is Church, but I also feel like he'd make sure you knew it was him.

[serrata]

Oh, absolutely. He would've signed them all personally and hand-delivered them. Possibly one by one to really drag out the embarrassment.