69th ♫ | nice

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Bryn Pendragon ✉ OC

[draconite]

1. NO IT TASTES JUST AS BAD AS IT SMELLS

2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!

3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?

4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Honoka Kousaka ✉ Love Live!

[korekara]

1. it glows!!! i just had 2 have it!!!

2. u told me your favorite colors were “pink” “no pants” and “Mexican food”

3. I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA

4. This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[otomeshiki]

does it? what kind of fish?

[ not even going to ask why honoka is in the er. yet. she'll get to it. ]

[korekara]

all different kinds!!! idk anything abut fish theyre just pretty

there's a blue and yellow one that looks like elichan lololo

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[mopocalypse]

but honochi foreign pizza is HUGE + cheap no wonder its so popular there!!!!
i want someeeeeeeeeeeeeee (๑′̥̥̥▵‵̥̥̥ ૂ๑)
i wonder if anyone ever invented a mayo pizza
or!!
orange pizza!!!
actually that sounds kinda weird maybe not that one (((╹д╹;)))

[korekara]

omg
HAVE U RLY NEVER HAD MAYO PIZZA???
I PROMISE U THATS ALREADY A THING AND IT'S RLY GOOD
HARHARU WE GOTTA GET U SOME MAYO PIZZA

Yuuri Wakasa ✉ School-Live!

[serrata]

1. I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not going to matter if we can't find you in the morning.

2. I'm sitting at a bagel shop, hungover, wearing a princess crown and a sweater that isn't mine. It's not one of my finest moments.

3. Do any of you know who mailed me a set of business cards describing my profession as "tortured soul"?

4. I woke up this morning next to the laptop with Google search results for "how to put out a fire." I'm very scared to turn around.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[cameupshort]

My first instinct is Church, but I also feel like he'd make sure you knew it was him.

[serrata]

Oh, absolutely. He would've signed them all personally and hand-delivered them. Possibly one by one to really drag out the embarrassment.

Alalia Ridgely ✉ OC

[voicetested]

1. Being drunk at 3PM was not part of todays plans, but here we are, I suppose.

2. I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have backhanded you.

3. Escaped the medical practicioners. Where are you.

4. They've been singing acapella for the past forty minutes, with no breaks, and show no signs of stopping.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Erina Estival ✉ OC

[zweihandler]

1. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times

2. vommed in the sink and didn't realize until i was done that my bra was in there so that's my morning

3. btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

4. ya know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

2.

[mementomoritz]

the good news is i can show you how to get stains from gastric acids out of most household fabrics

the GREAT news is i can make it so you literally never have that problem again, if you'll just sign this one teensy little consent form

[zweihandler]

ABSOLUTELY NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALL OF MY ORGANS ARE STAYING EXACTLY WHERE THEY NEED TO BE

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[sarapphic]

MY FAMILY WAS THERE, ERINA.

[zweihandler]

oh for real? bummer for them i guess lol

Kokoro Belmont | Otomedius

[stavros]

1) So what if I ate it off the ground. It's like I found a $5 bill just laying there, in burrito form.

2) Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

3) My face feels like a marshmallow.

4) YOU UNCULTURED BADGER

5) Speaking of dignity, who all saw me...

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[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Erm, did I do something, or was this a missend to someone???

[stavros]

Not you! Unless you stuffed weeds into my locker. Not a typo. Dandelions crammed through the slats.

Rakel Engsyre|OC

[leafygreen]

1) The trees feel like magic.

2) You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces."

3) I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers that weren't attached to me.

4) Reifr was right. There were bees at the after hours.

5) They can't hurt my feelings. I'm not sure whether or not I have feelings.

Marie Cooper|OC

[liveofftheland]

1) Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....

2) So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.

3) I woke up to Sophie asking, "Did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"

4) You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to its mom now.

5) Honestly, I don't care what they do as long as no one dies.

Tsukishima Marina | BanG Dream!

[isntitsad]

1) That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying.

2) That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar.

3) u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom

4) Kids these days and their Instagramming their food.

5) There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen.

Supergirl/Kara Zor-El|DC Super Hero Girls (G1/Shea Fontana ver.)

[maidofmistakes]

1) PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.

2) I just spilled my smoothie all over my laptop... this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

3) Well, I mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. There was tin foil everywhere.

4) I had a dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

5) Still not the worst parking ticket I've ever seen.

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[psychicshell]

Did anyone know that you are both an alien and an astronaut?

[maidofmistakes]

I mean, probably? It's not like anyone doesn't. At least not that I know.

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[use_the_sound_force]

Please tell me this isn't going to end with two city blocks on fire again...