69th ♫ | nice

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

Comments

[zweihandler]

joke's on you, mortiz
i don't plan on dying, ever
thanks for the lunch !

[mementomoritz]

that would make you even more medically fascinating!
i'll take notes on my observations of you every lunchtime until you die <3 <3

[Friend... ship...?]

[zweihandler]

wild how that isn't even in the top ten most stalker-y things i've ever heard you say. u rly are coming unhinged huh mercy

[mementomoritz]

i probably was never hinged to begin with

[A pause, and then:]

wait, does that make me a sliding door??

[This is a serious question.]

[zweihandler]

what KIND of sliding door tho
like are you one of those paper ones they have in japan and shit?
this is important.

[ it's REALLY not. ]

[mementomoritz]

maybe one of those neat futuristic-looking glass ones??
the kind that open automatically

[In a moment of self-awareness:]

probably with some warning labels stenciled on the front
maybe a biohazard symbol

[zweihandler]

i was thinking more along the lines of "abandon all hope ye who enter here"
but yours is cute too