70th ♫ | the heartbeat of love accelerates

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Bryn Pendragon ✉ OC

[draconite]

1. NO IT TASTES JUST AS BAD AS IT SMELLS

2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!

3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?

4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[acedious]

Wait, the GUARDS got involved???

[draconite]

Yes! By my count, there were eight of them!

[acedious]

THERE WERE EIGHT GUARDS??????

Where.

Are they now.

Please tell me you're not in jail please

[draconite]

Of course not!

I made my escape from the cell as soon as their backs were turned.

[acedious]

That sentence is less encouraging than you think it is!

[draconite]

But you sounded so concerned at the idea that I was still imprisoned! Aren't you relieved to know that I've already freed myself?

[acedious]

Okay, yes, but.

BUT.

Do you understand that you're a fugitive now?

[draconite]

Oh yes, of course! In fact, the guards are hunting for myself and my associates as we speak, or so I've heard. Isn't that exciting?

[acedious]

Well, I can feel my heart speeding up to dangerous levels, if that's what you mean.

[draconite]

Close enough!

It'd be boring if we simply left every town on good terms, wouldn't it? There's nothing like the thrill of the chase to keep you on your toes!

[acedious]

We can never come back here again, can we?

[draconite]

Oh, we certainly could! I just don't think it would be a very clevebcmkdkd

[ That's uhhhhhh some ominous keysmash. ]

1/2

[acedious]

...Bryn?

[acedious]

Bryn please keysmash again if you're still alive.

[draconite]

[ There's no text in response but instead an incredibly blurry photo of what seems to be Bryn running at top speed away from a small battalion of guards.

There she go... ]

[acedious]

[oh this is

worse, somehow]

BRYN PLEASE TURN ON YOUR LOCATION SO I CAN COME GET YOU

[draconite]

imm BUSYYY

[ apparently not busy enough to keep her from sending 100% unhelpful texts!! attagirl, Bryn.

A minute later though, she does regain enough braincell functions to actually whizz her location over to him. Whether or not she'll actually have the presence of mind to actually fuckin stay there is another can of worms altogether. ]

[acedious]

[okay well regardless of if she's STAYING there or not, he's hurrying the fuck over as quick as he can

he's started to get really good at running since meeting Bryn

weird, that]

[draconite]

[ See!! She's helping you exercise!!!

The place she's lead him to is... the town square which isn't exactly the most stealthy place to hide out when you're on the run, but at first glance, Bryn seems to have managed to keep herself hidden.

... at least until you spot the pair of horns jutting up from behind a wall, plain as day. She.... tried.... ]

1/2

[acedious]

[Reifr takes a second to catch his breath and then scans around the area. Bryn is fast, though, and she might've just kept moving, she might be long g]

2/2

[acedious]

[oh never mind there she is.]

...

[Reifr walks on over and kind of casually joins her behind the wall. And maybe pull her along a little further so her horns aren't CLEARLY VISIBLE.]

I believe... your stealth skills need some work.

[draconite]

But if I'd hidden myself too thoroughly, you'd never have found me!

[ She doesn't have the good grace to look even REMOTELY chastised. Incredible. ]

Have the guards all made themselves busy elsewhere yet?

[acedious]

...Even so.

[BRYN PLEASE]

So it would seem. For the time being, in any case. We should probably hurry along.

[draconite]

Alright then!

[ And then Bryn just SPRINGS TO HER FUCKING FEET, IN PLAIN SIGHT OF GOD AND EVERYONE ]

Let's be on our way!

[acedious]

Quietly! Let's hurry along quietly!

[reifr you're being loud too now]

[draconite]

I thought you wanted us to be on our way quickly? Quietly or quickly, you can only have one of them!

[ ignore the fact that this makes no fucking sense whatsoever ]

[acedious]

Why can't it be both?!

[draconite]

Because you can't do something quietly if you're going to do it quickly! Being quiet means you need to take things slowly! So, if we hurry along, of course we're going to make some noise!

[acedious]

Certainly not as much as you're making right now!

[hey idiots you're being real obvious

people are staring]

[draconite]

That's only because you made such a fuss about us leaving quietly! If we'd just gotten on our way when I said we should, then we'd already have been gone by now!

[ they are straight up just stood in the middle of the town square arguing. three people have gone to go find the guards already. this... is just fine. ]

[acedious]

We wouldn't have to worry about that at all if you didn't get in trouble with the guards!

[draconite]

Well, I–

[ ... no, wait, she doesn't actually have a good retort for that one. So she just falls into a huffy silence instead. You win this round, Reifr. ]

[acedious]

I believe this mean I win this r--

["HEY, THERE THEY ARE"

and Reifr stops.

oh.

that's the guards. because they kinda just stood there and yelled at each other. right.]

...We should go.

[draconite]

[ In a voice of honest to god actual, genuine shock without even a fucking ounce of anything approaching self-awareness: ]

How did they manage to track us down so fast?! It's incredible!

[ No one here is paid enough to deal with Bryn. Least of all Reifr. ]

Come on, we can't dawdle any longer!

[ And with that, she seizes hold of Reifr's hand and off they go. Nyoom.

... or as fast as two handholding idiots can nyoom, anyway. ]

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[disaskajord]

You see? Even you can be an upstanding citizen if you put your mind to it.

[Completely oblivious to how many verbs aren't in that list... "burn" for instance...]

[draconite]

Oh, do you think so? You must promise to vouch for me to the guards!

[disaskajord]

Of course!

Maybe they'll go easy on you now when they arrest you for last time

[draconite]

I certainly hope so! They seem to be quite determined in their pursuit of me today.

[ what?? did you think she'd really managed to avoid getting in trouble altogether?? FOOL. ]