70th ♫ | the heartbeat of love accelerates

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[acedious]

...Even so.

[BRYN PLEASE]

So it would seem. For the time being, in any case. We should probably hurry along.

[draconite]

Alright then!

[ And then Bryn just SPRINGS TO HER FUCKING FEET, IN PLAIN SIGHT OF GOD AND EVERYONE ]

Let's be on our way!

[acedious]

Quietly! Let's hurry along quietly!

[reifr you're being loud too now]

[draconite]

I thought you wanted us to be on our way quickly? Quietly or quickly, you can only have one of them!

[ ignore the fact that this makes no fucking sense whatsoever ]

[acedious]

Why can't it be both?!

[draconite]

Because you can't do something quietly if you're going to do it quickly! Being quiet means you need to take things slowly! So, if we hurry along, of course we're going to make some noise!

[acedious]

Certainly not as much as you're making right now!

[hey idiots you're being real obvious

people are staring]

[draconite]

That's only because you made such a fuss about us leaving quietly! If we'd just gotten on our way when I said we should, then we'd already have been gone by now!

[ they are straight up just stood in the middle of the town square arguing. three people have gone to go find the guards already. this... is just fine. ]

[acedious]

We wouldn't have to worry about that at all if you didn't get in trouble with the guards!

[draconite]

Well, I–

[ ... no, wait, she doesn't actually have a good retort for that one. So she just falls into a huffy silence instead. You win this round, Reifr. ]

[acedious]

I believe this mean I win this r--

["HEY, THERE THEY ARE"

and Reifr stops.

oh.

that's the guards. because they kinda just stood there and yelled at each other. right.]

...We should go.

[draconite]

[ In a voice of honest to god actual, genuine shock without even a fucking ounce of anything approaching self-awareness: ]

How did they manage to track us down so fast?! It's incredible!

[ No one here is paid enough to deal with Bryn. Least of all Reifr. ]

Come on, we can't dawdle any longer!

[ And with that, she seizes hold of Reifr's hand and off they go. Nyoom.

... or as fast as two handholding idiots can nyoom, anyway. ]