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oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
mytarget) wrote in oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink
 (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!) |
Ooh, good, I think there's like one of those open-air market things not far from there.
Tons of poultry to liberate.
Tons of poultry to liberate.
i'm capable of fighting off intruders and speaking truth to authority at the same time
it's a feature not a bug
it's a feature not a bug
Oh, do you need me to hold you differently? I don't want to hurt you!
[since when the heck have you had a weak heart Erina]
Hang on-
[Boom. Princess carry.]
[She could also do piggy-back if this weren't about restraining you for the safety of yourself and others.]
[since when the heck have you had a weak heart Erina]
Hang on-
[Boom. Princess carry.]
[She could also do piggy-back if this weren't about restraining you for the safety of yourself and others.]
At this point, Mister Aran's so resistant to most regular potions that it's not exactly him I'm worried about.
Everyone has their limit. ...Probably. I wonder with some people.
Honestly, I just hope that we're never in a situation where we have to find out.
Penny.
[ In a mildly strangled "trying to act like she is cool and unaffected and tragically failing" tone of voice ]
I– am not. Going to turn evil. I promise you, you can knock me the fuck out if I do.
[ In a mildly strangled "trying to act like she is cool and unaffected and tragically failing" tone of voice ]
I– am not. Going to turn evil. I promise you, you can knock me the fuck out if I do.
Hm.
[suspicious.]
Okay. I believe in you as a friend and a good person. You wouldn't actually lie to me. ...But if you ever actually do turn evil for some reason I absolutely will knock you out until it can be fixed.
[This is serious business.]
...Do you want me to put you down now?
[suspicious.]
Okay. I believe in you as a friend and a good person. You wouldn't actually lie to me. ...But if you ever actually do turn evil for some reason I absolutely will knock you out until it can be fixed.
[This is serious business.]
...Do you want me to put you down now?
[ It takes Erina, like, half a second longer than it probably should to respond. ]
Uh– yeah! Yes! Of course! It's not like I can go be evil with you around to beat some sense into me.
Uh– yeah! Yes! Of course! It's not like I can go be evil with you around to beat some sense into me.
I mean, I don't WANT to beat you up. Unless we're training. But that's different than actually trying to BEAT you beat you? Or- trying to hurt you, I guess.
[She is letting Erina down but still keeping a supportive arm around one shoulder.]
And you're pretty strong, so I don't know how well I could stop you without actually hurting you? So- it's good you're staying good. I'm glad. Or were never turning evil to begin with.
[She is letting Erina down but still keeping a supportive arm around one shoulder.]
And you're pretty strong, so I don't know how well I could stop you without actually hurting you? So- it's good you're staying good. I'm glad. Or were never turning evil to begin with.
oh your god
1 - hot sauce is spicy sauce made from peppers not just any sauce you've heated up
2 - proper chili sauce also incorporates meat and usually beans and tomatoes and onions and larger chunks of pepper for flavoring and texture
3 - making it and applying it to hot dogs in order to make the perfect chili dog is an ART that takes years of practice to perfect or being a superior programmed being such as myself
4 - you phillistine
1 - hot sauce is spicy sauce made from peppers not just any sauce you've heated up
2 - proper chili sauce also incorporates meat and usually beans and tomatoes and onions and larger chunks of pepper for flavoring and texture
3 - making it and applying it to hot dogs in order to make the perfect chili dog is an ART that takes years of practice to perfect or being a superior programmed being such as myself
4 - you phillistine
technically the fighting was programmed in
i like to think i've given my own personal incredibly cool spin over the years
i like to think i've given my own personal incredibly cool spin over the years
[ She's at once relieved but also intensely disappointed to be on her own two feet again. Being gay and friends with Penny is so bad for her heart. ]
I mean– for what it's worth, if I became evil, I probably wouldn't advertise it? And definitely not to you, because as we've just established, you could easily get my ass. So like, maybe don't be too worried if I talk about doing evil shit, but if I actually start, you know, DOING doing it, maybe then you should fight me.
I mean– for what it's worth, if I became evil, I probably wouldn't advertise it? And definitely not to you, because as we've just established, you could easily get my ass. So like, maybe don't be too worried if I talk about doing evil shit, but if I actually start, you know, DOING doing it, maybe then you should fight me.
Hm. You're definitely clever like that.
[penny please]
...Are you particularly worried about turning evil? Should I keep more of an eye out than usual?
[penny please]
...Are you particularly worried about turning evil? Should I keep more of an eye out than usual?
Not really? I don't feel any more evil than usual, anyway. Aside from the whole simmering resentment over having to do lines thing but I don't think I'm any more likely to commit crimes than usual over it.
[ Coming from Erina, this is less than reassuring. ]
[ Coming from Erina, this is less than reassuring. ]
So we should do something to defuse that before it festers into true evil.
[Penny goes silent for a moment, staring at a blank spot on the floor.]
Do you want to prank her? Something harmless, I mean, nothing that would actually hurt anyone.
[Penny goes silent for a moment, staring at a blank spot on the floor.]
Do you want to prank her? Something harmless, I mean, nothing that would actually hurt anyone.
see, now i'm suspecting that you're just asking so you can get rid of all of them
organics are weird, but we've got to live in their world
can you actually eat at all, are you fully robotic or are you a cyborg, i'm not sure
is that too personal to ask
can you actually eat at all, are you fully robotic or are you a cyborg, i'm not sure
is that too personal to ask
[ Immediately: ]
I want to prank Zuri every single waking moment of the day. Hell yes.
[ Local Sword Lesbian Signs Her Own Death Warrant ]
I want to prank Zuri every single waking moment of the day. Hell yes.
[ Local Sword Lesbian Signs Her Own Death Warrant ]
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