83rd ♫ | Drunk and pretending not to sober up

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texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Rin Asunaro ✉ Shelter

[beautifulisolation]

1. the worst mistakes make the best memories. write that down.

2. when i woke up, there were drawings of dinosaurs all up and down my arm... p sure i did them.

3. i wish dancing around my house eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise

4. it is pretty awful out. i still haven't put on pants yet.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Yuuri Wakasa ✉ School-Live! (+ Otayori)

[serrata]

1. Just witnessed a shouting match between actual adults over whether or not cupcakes and muffins counted as cakes.

2. And what have we learned from tonight's escapades?

3. It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should have asked 3 months in advance.

4. What happened.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Mercy Moritz | Synblade (OC)

[mementomoritz]

1. the hospital said it would be "irresponsible" for them to allow people to book stomach pumps

2. i'm going for myspace 2006 goth bitch
your worst nightmare

3. i told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history

4. i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies

5. [Or text her.]

Rain Ainosawa | OC (Prism Lyrical)

[indiglow]

1) I didn't want to walk to any more parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

2) I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.

3) It's been a week. I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.

4) I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.

5) text her!

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

1) i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.

2) i flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.

3) BRING THE BAGELS

4) i knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

5) text her!

Supergirl/Kara Zor-El|DC Super Hero Girls (G1/Shea Fontana ver.)

[maidofmistakes]

1) You kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town.

2) I changed my tire completely alone... I could totally win Survivor.

3) I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers' market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.

4) I just remembered something from last night. Check your closet.

5) text her!

Midorikawa Maki | Sakura Quest

[saynotobugs]

1) I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.

2) A horseman, I repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me I was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

3) He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

4) Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.

5) text her!

Xenia Stone | OC (Argo Minor)

[futuresetin]

1) I wish you could see the look on my boss' face right now.

2) Look, fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now.

3) The fabulous human disaster: it is she.

4) I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.

5) text her!