oddsandends | 83rd ♫ | Drunk and pretending not to sober up

1. the worst mistakes make the best memories. write that down.

2. when i woke up, there were drawings of dinosaurs all up and down my arm... p sure i did them.

3. i wish dancing around my house eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise

4. it is pretty awful out. i still haven't put on pants yet.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

1. Just witnessed a shouting match between actual adults over whether or not cupcakes and muffins counted as cakes.

2. And what have we learned from tonight's escapades?

3. It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should have asked 3 months in advance.

4. What happened.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Unsure. Possibly fireworks were involved. It scared Bear-san.

Who had fireworks and where did they come from.

[ the MENACING energy is so real, it's horrifying ]

They don't sell them here. I think. So, unsure. But they went off from the roof after the bubble machine broke and Church said "hold this." Then the fire department came.

Who got arrested?

[ Not "did anybody get arrested". Who. ]

[In reply is a poorly-taken window photo of about 15 different Champions either attempting to negotiate with or being dragged off by the most pathetic-looking, beleaguered cops Yuuri has probably ever seen. At least two are waving or giving the peace sign as they're getting lectured. A cardboard box is on fire.]

What on earth happened???? Why are there SO MANY of them getting arrested??

1. the hospital said it would be "irresponsible" for them to allow people to book stomach pumps

2. i'm going for myspace 2006 goth bitch
your worst nightmare

3. i told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history

4. i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies

5. [Or text her.]

idgi it's not that hard (。ヘ°)
basically just 3 things
-life sucks for most ppl
-why life sucks for most ppl
-i think you get extra credit if you saw the play on valentine's but i didn't even go to class half the time much less that.....

then again i suck @ every subject (っ- ‸ – ς)

they keep making me interpret poetry :(

i don't know what sylvia plath meant in the third stanza of mad girl's love song!! i know it sounds nice and i like it and maybe it's about sex??? why do they want me to write a paper on feminist implications of that

i barely know what people mean when they're just talking to me, how am i supposed to guess what someone i never met really REALLY meant when she wrote something three centuries ago?? :( :(

i can tutor you in biology if you want, though!
i always know what people mean in biology

Edited 2020-07-24 18:32 (UTC)

uhhh idk either
i think it's that being about sex has feminist implications bc it means you can talk about it???
but idgi.... sad, sad

how do i memorize the respiratory system

1) I didn't want to walk to any more parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

2) I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.

3) It's been a week. I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.

4) I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.

5) text her!

1) i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.

2) i flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.

3) BRING THE BAGELS

4) i knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

5) text her!

1) You kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town.

2) I changed my tire completely alone... I could totally win Survivor.

3) I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers' market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.

4) I just remembered something from last night. Check your closet.

5) text her!

1) I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.

2) A horseman, I repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me I was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

3) He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

4) Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.

5) text her!

1) I wish you could see the look on my boss' face right now.

2) Look, fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now.

3) The fabulous human disaster: it is she.

4) I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.

5) text her!

Where are they? I'm on my way now.

[So your friend might be about to murder the shit out of some butterflies for you. Assuming she can locate them, that is.]

I think they came along after Musca. Will we ever get rid of all these bugs? I'm still getting fly bites.

83rd ♫ | Drunk and pretending not to sober up

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