83rd ♫ | Drunk and pretending not to sober up

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Mercy Moritz | Synblade (OC)

[mementomoritz]

1. the hospital said it would be "irresponsible" for them to allow people to book stomach pumps

2. i'm going for myspace 2006 goth bitch
your worst nightmare

3. i told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history

4. i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies

5. [Or text her.]

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[mopocalypse]

idgi it's not that hard (。ヘ°)
basically just 3 things
-life sucks for most ppl
-why life sucks for most ppl
-i think you get extra credit if you saw the play on valentine's but i didn't even go to class half the time much less that.....

then again i suck @ every subject (っ- ‸ – ς)

[mementomoritz]

they keep making me interpret poetry :(

i don't know what sylvia plath meant in the third stanza of mad girl's love song!! i know it sounds nice and i like it and maybe it's about sex??? why do they want me to write a paper on feminist implications of that

i barely know what people mean when they're just talking to me, how am i supposed to guess what someone i never met really REALLY meant when she wrote something three centuries ago?? :( :(

i can tutor you in biology if you want, though!
i always know what people mean in biology

[mopocalypse]

uhhh idk either
i think it's that being about sex has feminist implications bc it means you can talk about it???
but idgi.... sad, sad

how do i memorize the respiratory system