95th ♫ | oops – deleted your number! all my friends used to warn me about you

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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Rakel Engsyre | OC (Dragaria) | OTA

[leafygreen]

1) Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.

2) Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?

3) Apparently last night I yelled, "the cops were called on a motherfucker and that motherfucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwich.

4) I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by Reifr asking where Bryn is.

5) text her!

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[lightnovelexperiences]

is this a trick question

is early renaissance acceptable

[leafygreen]

That works too, we just need to get back at a lord who tried setting us on fire.