95th ♫ | oops – deleted your number! all my friends used to warn me about you

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

Comments

Samata Mahto | Original | OTA

[les_magique]

GEN
1: I assure you, I can at least make popcorn for movie night without setting something on fire.
2: i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
3: You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

SPICY
1: i almost lit my boobs on fire last night
2: We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
3: Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.

4: [Or text her!]