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107th ♫ | clay, clay, a blessing in the rain

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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1. i put my selfies into your camera roll answer me!!!

2. love you!!! ♥ [ she sends this over and over until she gets a response... ]

3. i'm so lonely today!! 😭 you're not distracted with someone else, are you?

4. oops! 💕 hehe i was trying to add some cute hearts to my name in your contacts and i accidentally deleted all of them...

5. [ a Lambda selfie! she's either blowing a kiss, making heart hands or– oh wow, okay, sure the heart shaped boob challenge was popular a while ago, but she could give a warning before she drops something nsfw??? ]

[ info & permissions in journal! this is obviously all assumed CR so feel free to roll with the setup as you like or just bounce with the vague idea of clingy a.i. gf who lives in ur phone. ]

what have I told you about organic people and sleep-lun

I was lonely, though 🥺
Nobody else was answering...
But Lala's always happy to talk to me.
So I knew you'd reply eventually. 💕

well Lala is up anyway now-lun
so how are things-lun

So busyyyyyy. 😵‍💫
There's been so many people to keep an eye on lately.
So I've barely had any time to even think.

[ so what was all that 'i'm lonely' bs??? ]

1. My being sensible and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not all dead now.

2. He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the interaction.

3. It's 8pm and I have a headache, if you wanted to make plans, you're too late.

4. I can't reply right now. I don't have a phone. [ she says, texting a response... ]

5. [ obligatory "text her" wildcard ]

[ info & permissions in journal! this is all assumed cr so feel free to jump in with past CRAUs if you like. ]

You can’t hide from me forever. I demand recompense.

[Shocking that she even knows that word.]

Sorry, but Ryoko Shinonome isn't available at this number. Contact someone else.

[ how in the hell can yuki text so fast when she's from the 80s!!! ]

[before sonic could explode metal with a spindash ryoko convinced him not to i guess

and he got repaired

now he's sulking (robo sulking) very far away]

I did not ask you to step in on my behalf. We have fought countless times. I was prepared for the consequences.

[ i need everyone reading this tag to imagine ryoko shinonome yelling at sonic the hedgehog because that's an image we all deserve to have in our heads ]

What consequences, exactly? And how were you prepared?
You do know that if you get blown to pieces, chances are good that nobody would be able to put you back together?

Fighting with your life on the line improves performance in combat. That is a simple fact.

Your performance will go down the drain if you're dead.

[ tell her she's wrong. just try. ]

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Edited 2022-10-09 11:55 (UTC)

It is something I have always been prepared for. I was once replaced with an inferior line of mecha sonic units, before the Doctor decided to reactivate me on what was likely nothing more than a whim. Were it not for that, I would not be here today.

[He had to note they were inferior, really.]

Even knowing it could have been the end for me, I had to put my life on the line for the possibility of beating him.

[But he didn't. He lost again.]

[ ... It always catches her off guard when he says things like that. If nothing else, it makes it considerably more difficult to carry on lecturing him. Is it her own human sentimentality that has her so riled up? Knowing how truly pointless a pointless death would be for someone like her, who can't be reactivated on a whim?

What bothers her most of all, though, is how much it sounds like something she would say. ]

It's not like I don't understand.

[ She understands a little TOO well. ]

But you get why I'm concerned, don't you?
Like I said. If you were broken down beyond our repair, there'd be nothing we could do to bring you back.
It'd be inconvenient in a lot of ways.

[ translation: it would bum her out ]

[He doesn't respond right away.]

I understand. Even if sentimentality is something I do not have first hand experience with.

My destruction has simply never been an "inconvenience" for anyone.

[A whole world of people celebrating your destruction, every single time.

It's not like it isn't his fault, but still.]

Is that so? You'd better start getting used to it, then.

[ i–is this her attempt at a pep talk???? of all the people to be giving one............ ]

Besides.
Wouldn't beating him be that much more satisfying if you were actually there to enjoy the look on his face afterwards?

[ never mind, she's the perfect person for this, actually ]

Of course it would. I will not prove myself the true Sonic even if I die along with him. I must outlast him, even if it is only a matter of moments.

I simply need to figure out why I cannot defeat him despite my superior performance.

[ you'd think she'd know better than to encourage this line of thought, and yet... ]

Superior performance isn't necessarily everything.
It could be that he has a trick up his sleeve that you don't know about.
Or maybe you need to come up with some strategy that he wouldn't expect from you.

[Congrats because in this hypothetical situation where they're friends he wouldn't admit this to anyone else, but...]

I have been destroyed by Sonic countless times. I would not say I have ever held back against him.

But this time felt particularly..."all out".

I feel at a loss having been defeated this time. I thought my victory was guaranteed.

[ assumed cr truly the mvp of this thread ]

Could that be the problem?
If you were so certain that you were going to win.
A lot of times, if a person's convinced they have no way of losing, it tends to trip them up and they can make mistakes they might not otherwise.

I see.

So the difference in power is not enough. I need to amass more, to eliminate any variables.

[Yeah that's how he's taking this.

"ICBM with a grudge" as starline put it.]

[ this is exactly the sort of response she expected and yet, she's still exhausted ]

Not necessarily.
You've never heard of poker, have you?

[ just go with it, she's got a point to make here ]

A series of card games in which the players bet against one another on their potentially advantageous hand determined by criteria specific to the version being played.

What about it?

[ oh ok this metaphor should be easier if he actually knows what poker is ]

It's to do with how you fight.
Sometimes in poker, a player can end up losing even when the hand they have is objectively stronger than their opponent's.
Depending on how their opponent played, or what kind of strategy they used.
Overall raw strength can sometimes be a disadvantage, depending on how your opponent plays.

What if my plan is to climb in your window with human medicine-lun?

Just come in through the door like a normal person!

[ lala if you fell there is NO WAY ON EARTH ryoko could catch you ]

Thanks for the invitation-lun!

[Her MASTER PLAN has succeeded! Never mind that this was probably totally unnecessary.]

Since when have you ever felt like you needed an invitation?

[ ryoko do NOT encourage this behaviour ]

one — think you're the first person to get kicked out of a club completely sober.
two — you bring booze and i'll "accidentally" forget my bathing suit.
three — you were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
four — gonna go out in a limb and say living out school fantasies is never a good idea
five — had a dream you were telling me how good you are at parkour and you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
six — ( the wildcard option! and, as ever, teenage version is available for (age appropriate) shenanigans. otherwise, get crazy with me. )

no fucking regrets
asshole deserved it

sure they did
what happened anyway?

( She was, uh, indisposed with a drinking contest until all the commotion kicked off. )

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