26th ♫ | very merry

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Chrismas CMO & Mingle
(Dangan Roleplay Edition)



A Christmas themed CMO & mingle post especially for post-Dangan Roleplay interactions! Can be the annual Christmas party or just doing Christmassy stuff around December with your murderschool castmates. Murderfam from canon rounds and their associated castmates are all invited for gift swapping and eating way too much and all that good stuff 

BASICALLY IT'S A BIG OL EXCUSE FOR DRRP CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS SO LET'S GET ON IT MY DUDES

Comments

[callbacks]

I mean, yeah, I'd've been triple dead with a side of extra crispy ghost murder on its way, so the bar's set pretty low. That bar's been flushed down a men's toilet in the Ninth Circle of Hell's subway station, essentially.

[mopocalypse]

[snrk] Sorry, every time someone mentions flushing stuff in the guys' washroom, I think of that thing the British guy flushed that I had to dig out. I mean, I should also probably not laugh at that, it was gross and also murder is terrible, but.

[callbacks]

[Snrk.]

I mean, in hindsight, it's kinda slapstick, yeah?

[At least they're both terrible gremlin non-children.]

[mopocalypse]

I wanted to put up a sign after that, NO FLUSHING EVIDENCE, but I'm pretty sure everyone would go do that just because of the sign. I mean, I'd do stuff just because there was a sign saying not to.

[callbacks]

I'd take it as a personal challenge, but also, why did people even use that bathroom, we had our own bathrooms, I never got that.

[Why would you use a public bathroom, ever?]

[mopocalypse]

Maybe if you really had to go and didn't want to stink up your hotel room.

[callbacks]

Okay, but if you were getting rid of evidence, wouldn't it be safer to use your own crapper?

[mopocalypse]

People'd get suspicious that you were always using the public ones because you plugged your own.

[callbacks]

Well you'd only have to use them as long as the investigation would take. Just go beforehand? Forward planning, some people just don't get it.

[mopocalypse]

I dunno. I don't think anything through at all, probably!

[If Haruka had been a culprit, the case would have been over in five minutes. Protag Duster Timeline had it easy.]

[callbacks]

I'd think it's common sense to take a dump before sidling off to the manslaughter hoedown, that's all I'm saying.

[mopocalypse]

Guess so. It's not like they let you leave in the middle of the trial to go.

[callbacks]

Exactly! Why wasn't that a thing? Some of those went on for, like, sixteen hours, I swear to god.

[mopocalypse]

Yeah, what if we had one that went the whole day? That'd be disgusting!

[callbacks]

Given how much goddamn stripping y'all kept making people do, probably we should've petitioned for court bathrooms or something.

[mopocalypse]

I still liked the plan of making them install a dress code.

[callbacks]

Would fly pajamas and dinosaur costumes have fit the code, because, I dunno, I may have had cause to protest.

[mopocalypse]

I dunno, I just wanted her to overload her robots' brains with rules so they exploded. Didn't really think about specifics.

[callbacks]

Huh. That happened to my friend's robot once.

Dunno if it'd work on magical girl bullshit robots though.

[mopocalypse]

Seriously? I just made that up, I didn't know it could actually happen.

[callbacks]

I mean, not because of rules, but it had some kind of electronic overload, yeah. I forget why.

[mopocalypse]

Life is kind of confusing to begin with, isn't it.

[callbacks]

I'll drink to that, amen.

[mopocalypse]

We do have a bunch of food and beverages. [grin] I also gave Gintan some salmon candy I finally managed to not burn ultra-terribly.

[callbacks]

Salmon candy.

[Haruka.]